If not being good at describing yourself was a virtue, I'd be Mother Teresa. Or at least her male counterpart. Not that I'm virtuous. I don't even have any redeeming qualities. Except making that wah-wah disco guitar sound with my mouth.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
People with no torso. Seriously, how legit would your party pics be if it was just you and a bunch of people who were all arms, legs and head?
