Getting drunk, movies, music, martial arts, getting drunk, eating, travelling, playing poker, getting drunk, reading, writing, staying up late, getting drunk, hanging out, meeting new people, trying new things and getting drunk. Oh, did I mention my penchant for inebriation? No? Well I like to get drunk.
You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one.
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
I'd like to meet:
Anyone known, unknown or other.
Music:
Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Joy Division, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Lush, My Bloody Valentine, The Pixies, The Misfits, Motorhead, The Reverend Horton Heat, The Rolling Stones, Tom Waits, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, David J, Brian Eno, Leonard Cohen, Keoki, AK1200, DJ Rap, Jane's Addiction, Bjork, The Smiths and many others...START BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODE
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: The Imperial March- John Williams
Waking up: Break on Through- The Doors
Average day: Wave of Mutilation- The Pixies
First date: I Want You To Want Me- Cheap Trick
Falling in love: Don't Ask Why- My Bloody Valentine
Love scene: Closer- NIN
Fight scene: Fight Fire With Fire- Metallica
Breaking up: Crowds- Bauhaus
Getting back together: Cuts You Up- Peter Murphy
Secret love: Love Will Tear Us Apart- Joy Division
Life's okay: Aspray- Kitchens of Distinction
Mental breakdown: Helter Skelter- The Beatles
Driving: California Waiting- Kings of Leon
Learning a lesson: Youth- Love and Rockets
Deep thought: Raindrops- Chopin
Flashback: Us and Them- Pink Floyd
Partying: TV Party- Black Flag
Happy dance: Idiots Rule- Jane's Addiction
Regreting: Hurt- Johnny Cash
Long night alone: Warm Beer Cold Women- Tom Waits
Death scene: Asleep- The Smiths
Closing credits: Trio in E Flat- Schubert
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Movies:
The Empire Strikes Back, Casablanca, Jaws, Big Trouble in Little China, The Killer, Duck Soup, Evil Dead 2, The Godfather parts 1 & 2, Reservoir Dogs, Aliens, The Thing, Sin City, Superman, The Maltese Falcon, Enter the Dragon, Mad Max, The Drunken Master, many many more impossible to list here.
The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.
Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? Big Trouble in Little China (Trailer)
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Television:
The Shield, House M.D., Family Guy, South Park, The Blackadder, Classic Star Trek, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Three Stooges, Sledge Hammer! and The X-files.
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."
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Books:
Animal Farm by George Orwell, The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick, Watchmen by Alan Moore, The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller, Box Office Poison by Alex Robinson, Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, The Colour Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft, The Art of War by Sun-Tzu and Touching from a Distance by Deborah Curtis. Oh yeah, and Beyond Good and Evil by Frederich Nietzche. Great book. I never laughed so hard in my entire life.
Heroes:
Wolverine, Batman, The Punisher (I love comic books), Bruce Lee because he was as tough mentally as he was physically, Joe Montana (greatest quarterback ever), David Bowie for his performing and song writing genius, Groucho Marx for being a total smartass, Moe Howard for his ability to dispense pain in very creative ways and Humphrey Bogart for his solution to all of lifes' problems (getting totally drunk).Your results:
You are The Joker
The Joker
61%
Venom
60%
Mr. Freeze
58%
Dr. Doom
55%
Two-Face
55%
Juggernaut
51%
Magneto
50%
Apocalypse
47%
Dark Phoenix
47%
Lex Luthor
40%
Green Goblin
39%
Kingpin
38%
Mystique
35%
Riddler
30%
Poison Ivy
27%
Catwoman
26%
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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