oderus

Oderus Urungus Nicknames: Oderus Aroundus, "Party Pants", The Irish Kid--------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------Age: 28 (million)--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------Home Planet: My moldy war frame was purloined bit by lumpy bit from ghettos across the galaxy. I was assembled in syntho womb 5 on the planet Scumdogia.-------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------------------Heigh t,Weight: Variable---------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------Favorite color: Urine------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------------Turn ons: Hulking war machines, lurking, public urinals, flesh sculpture, bandying about my flaccid poop-root, collecting colons of the damned.----------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------Turn offs: Women without acne, peace, families, unsullied pantaloons, law enforcement personnel--------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------------------------------------On a date I like to: kill them-------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------Favorite celebrity: Myself, Carl Panzram----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------Ambitions or Goals: To view the shattered boiling mass of planet Earth from outer space, rapidly disappearing from sight.------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------Accomplishments: There is nothing to be proud of.--------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ---Quote: "Those who trumpet their sufferings are usually most deserving of agony"------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------------------Prim inister of the sinister, Oderus has a brain transplant before each show. Tortures thousands just by opening his mouth. Takes drugs seriously. Golden-throated crooner of impossible gaiety and Chaos-thug supreme - proud owner of the tri-prong scrotal mount.