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THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED™

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About Me

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Scarface, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Pulp Fiction, Clockwork Orange, Hostel, & Natural Born Killers

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Weeds, Family Guy, Futurama, Nip/Tuck, Dexter, & Cribs

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About You
Eye Color: one buleish, one greenish
Hair Color: sandy blond
Height: 6 3
Favorite Color: Whats today?
Screen Name: Jesse
Favorite Band: 478 Boyz & Disturbed
Favorite Movie: Scarface, Blow, & Boondock Saints
Favorite Show: Cribs
Your Car: Ford F-150
Your Hometown: Swainsboro
Your Present Town: Swainsboro
Your Crushes First Name: Sarah
Your Grade: College
Your Style: Depends on what day of the week it is
Have You Ever
Sat on your rooftop?: In the house i live in now? no
Kissed someone in the rain?: I cant remember
Danced in a public place?: yep
Smiled for no reason?: that too
Laughed so hard you cried?: i dont think so
Peed your pants after age 8?: not that i can recall
Written a song?: yeah but they all sucked
Sang to someone for no reason?: yep but i was just being spastic and had too much caffiene
Performed on a stage?: nope
Talked to someone you don't know?: yep
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: not really
Made out in a theatre?: yep
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: yep in high school
Been in love?: yep
Who was the last person to
Say HI to you?: Sarah
Tell you, I love you?: Sarah
Kiss you?: Sarah
Hug you?: Sarah
Tell you BYE?: Michael Jackson
Write you a note?: Shellz
Take your photo?: Sarah
Call your cell phone?: Josh Chapman
Buy you something?: Me
Go with you to the movies?: Sarah and Benny butt
Sing to you?: not real sure
Write a poem about you?: Ive nener had a poem written about me that i know of
Text message you?: Shellz
Touch you?: Sarah
What's the last
Time you laughed?: not sure
Time you cried?: When Gangsta Grannie Died R.I.P. A.C.M.
Movie you watched?: Blood Diamond
Joke you told?: not sure
Song you've sang?: Cupids Chokehold by the Gym Class Heros
Time you've looked at the clock?: just now
Drink you've had?: Caramel Machiato from Starbucks
Number you've dialed?: Shellz
Book you've read?: My school books
Food you've eaten?: This huge great breakfast at the hotel i stayed at last night
Flavor of gum chewed?: Ice cubes in the green box
Shoes you've worn?: White Limited Edition K-Swiss
Store you've been in?: Starbucks
Thing you've said?: I was singing cupids shokehold in the car
Can You
Write with both hands?: I can shoot with both hands
Whistle?: yep
Blow a bubble?: yep
Roll your tounge in a circle?: that too
Cross your eyes?: uh huh
Touch your tounge to your nose?: naw i cant do that
Dance?: like a real live cracker
Gleek?: what the fuck is that
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: thats been proven over and over again
Speak a different language?: does pig latin count?
Impersonate someone?: not even a little bit
Prank call people?: anybody can do that
Make a card pyramid?: dont know never tried
Cook anything?: if it has directions
Finish The Line
If i were a ...: fish id be swimming
I wish ...: i had another cup of caramel machiato
So many people don't know that ...: Ive killed more people than any mass murdererin recorded history
I am ...: a dude
My heart is ...: beating
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