Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
LET'S GO PENS
my name is shane patrick henderson and for the most part, i do what i want. sometimes that works out for me, sometimes it doesn't. but hey, what can you do? i go to la roche college, a place i will probably never graduate from. i'm really good at certain things, and not so good at others. i'm excited by cut-throat competition and bored by long phone calls. i'm also pretty good at spelling people's last names. i get stage fright in public bathrooms and my favorite monopoly piece is the shoe. if you hadn't figured out from reading this, i'm never ever serious. i'm not even serious about never being serious. if you'd like to know more, here i am.
i think i'm smart but i'm not
i think i'm funny but i'm not
i think i'm tough but i'm not
get at me
