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Not so â„¢ Josh

If u don't like it, don't take it seriously Member since: 07/26/04

About Me

I live my life based on these simple truths and ideas:
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
* I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
* Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
* Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
* Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
* I have a drinking problem - I can’t afford it. Having said that...
* Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
* Well done is better than well said.
* Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
* Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
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My Interests

I had to add this is because it cracks me up!
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Music is a big influence in my life and i enjoy chilling out or getting hyped to a good song. I love to drive cars, not particularly quickly, just well. Its not something rational I Just do. I also love to play SOCCER and GUITAR, those things do it for me. I like to hang out with my friend and watch a good movie or hang with my friends and go out. I also like sk8ing, surfing, driving, chilling and most extreme sports. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Not really, but if it..s summer and warm then i don..t mind pina coladas.MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

I dont mind meeting anyone. Anyone who has got something to say an opinion or anything in general really. Don't add me if you're not gonna speak to me though!!! Phew, that narrowed it down. --------------------------------------------Tyrone Biggums a.k.a. Dave ChappelleFoking him man ! Lee Evans... ...is... ... a ... ...legend.

Music:

I mostly listen to music that everyone doesnt seem to like. I have been told i have bad taste :) As a guide line though, anything that has some decent guitar or lyrics in

Movies:

Gladiator definitely, but 4 the more serious. Chasing Amy is really good and for something funny American pie(1,2 or 3) or Van wilder party liaison. Something new would prob be Wedding crashers because Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrel, Ben stiller and the rest of those boys are class!!

Television:

T.V., what do I need? tell me who to believe! what's the use of autonomy when a button does it all? T.V., what should I see? tell me who should I be? lets do our mom a favor and drop a new god off a wall wall, bam! (my man throwin' down!) But aside from that i watch Family guy, MXC and the Chappelle show

Books:

"The rule of four" an intellectual and good alternative to "The Davinci code"

Heroes:

Myself for some of the things i have and have not done. Most of my mates for being who they are. Anyone who lives their life like they want to and doesn..t live into some stereo type AND OF COURSE THIS GUY!!!!!!

My Blog

Add and no reply = grumpy

Ok, do you ever send requests or get requested by somebody then you think you'll be nice and find out how its going and send them a message or something and they don't reply? Well, What's the point? I...
Posted by Not so " Josh on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

FOr those people that tell me my "what a blog is" is not a blog...

i am aware of this fact, i just thought i would put that there incase someone wasnt aware of what a blog is ok!! ...
Posted by Not so " Josh on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

What a blog is

blog Definition blog A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links.
Posted by Not so " Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST