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Stevie Skinz

I got more bush than High Times, more rhymes than Leanne, pull out my glock n yr peein yr pants!

About Me

Backside melts into the sofa My world my TV and my food Besides listening to my belly gurgle There ain't much else to do Yeah, I sweat a lot Pants fall down everytime I bend over My feet itch Yeah - I married a scarecrowI hate you Talkin' to myself Everybody's staring at me I'm only bleedin'Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes No on speaks English anymore Would anybody tell me if I was getting stupider?I hate you Talkin' to myself You don't feel it after awhile You take the beatingI'm a swingin' guy Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod And swing--- Toss me inside a hefty And put me in the groundA drink needs me I don't I ain't about to guzzle no tears So kiss my ass Newscasters, cockroaches, and dessertsI hate you Talking to myself Everbody's staring at me I'm only bleedingWhere are the kids? Maybe getting pregnant or on drugs or on welfare on top of the world on the honor roll on parole on the dodgers on the backs of milk cartons on stakes in the middle of cornfields on covers of future history books on old lady's mantles walkin' on water nailed on crossesI think it's time I had a talk with my kids I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joaquin Phoenix, Jesus Christ, Tenacious D, The Dude, not the other Jeffery Lebowski, Shannon Hoon, Johnny Cash, Larry David, Rivers Cuomo, Kristen Johnston, Beverly D'Angelo, James Hetfield, Will Oldham (Again!), Izzy Stradlin, Wayne Knight, Batman, Mia Tyler, Death, Doug Marsch, Satan, Jack Black, Oh I dont know...John Lennon. Everyone is dead.

Music:

fuckin Foghat, fuckin .38 Special, the D, Fuckin Johnny Cash Fuckin Bonnie Prince Billy and thats it...oh yeah,'Badass' Billy 'Mutherfuckin' Ocean EGNARO - Eye On You (live)

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With their latest LP, “The Panties Your Mother Laid Out for You” Chicago’s undoubtedly loudest rock quintet EGNARO blasts it’s listener’s ears with a distinctive sonic assault of straightforward hard rock n’ roll, pop, blues and punk.

Movies:

Red Dawn, The BIG LEBOWSKI, Se7en, The Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Entire LIVING DEAD Catalog, Shaun of the Dead, The Warriors, Donnie Darko, I Love You to Death, Buffalo 66, The Monster Squad, Conan the Barbarian, The Last American Virgin, Revenge of the Nerds, Fight Club, True Romance, My Own Private Idaho, SAW, Heaven Help Us, A Simple Plan, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Fargo, Old Shool, Anchorman, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zisso, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Zoolander, School of Rock, Saving Silverman, Orange County, Mars Attacks, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolfman, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Sid & Nancy, The Toxic Avenger...etc.

Television:

Seinfeld, 3rd Rock from the Sun, A Current Affair, Rockstar, Celebrity Fit Club, The Canadian Sex Lady, Unwrapped, Cold Case Files, COPS, Space Ghost, Chapelle Show, ALF, Thundercats, The Real Ghostbusters, Different Strokes, The Facts of Life, Fuckin Magnum P.I., Frasier, The Simpsons, Family Guy, whatever...

Books:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Dirt, Ruled by Secrecy, Mein Kampf, The Giving Tree, The Lorax, CASH, etc...more to come.

Heroes:

My Dad & Will Oldham.