About Me
I can be a jackass, a pain in the ass , a wise ass, a stupid ass , funny ass , basically what I`m sayin I`m just an ass...Now its time to better explain myself. Besides being a full time ASS,I`m Very loud, very Wild, very stubborn,kinda funny to boot, I also love to laugh. Not only at myself, but all you clowns that are my friends on myspace..Speaking of myspace friends, here is a tid bit to chew on....I dont care how goodlookin you are, I dont care if you think i`m goodlookin ( or ugly for that matter )The only thing I care about is one thing...Funkin laughin...Theres nothing better then reading a comment or email that makes me laugh or smile. I`m not impressed by 1,000,000 friends on your friend list..Really who the hell can keep in touch with that many...As it is my ass has a hard enough time with the amount I have..I am a suker for romance ( yeah I said it romance )..I`m not a scum bag, nor do I like scum bags or dick bags for that matter..I`m a traditionalist.. Theres nothing better then a Big dinner with my whole family ( which I rarley get to do ) I can sit there for hours... By the way, I`m the LOUD mouth of the bunch..If you couldnt figure that out by now!!! I have close friends that I have known for years ( you know who you are ) They have always been there for me in very bad times, but mostly great times...We basically are all a bunch of asses,I guess together you can say we are assholes, thats why we get along..
Here is something that will blow your skirt up, I love poetry...I also write it, but The mushy stuff I leave for my private life...But I will goof off on myspace with people...I am the worst speller known to man as well as lacking that certain English ability for gramar...Thats why you see 10,000 periods and commas all over the place...With a couple of these ( !!!!! ) along the way...Most of all I`m just a loud mouth, down to earth, wise ass, sarcatsic fuck( I curse alot, but not around peoples parents or mine)Anyway if I think of more anout me I will add it later for now chew on that!!!!!!!!By the way, I dont think I would have read all of this on someone elses page...So if you did read all of this, when you write me a comment or email...Start it with jackass...If you do I know you actually took the time to read what I actually took the time to write...Well,, th-th-THA-ThATS all Folks....
Ok...I think I`m going to add to this, just to see how long I can make this....Also to see how far you people will actuallly read what this mental patient writes...Yes I`m slightly touched in the brain, But it makes for great conversation along with some challenging entertainment!! I have offically decided I am now that OLD GUY in the club...I used to say to myself, SELF dont ever be that guy when you get older..Well guess what...What you say? well I ignored myself as usual as every conversation that has any importance in my life...But thank god I dont LOOK like that old guy...Lets face it, I look younger then all you people anyway!!! So I say fuck it...I might as well be that old guy in the club...Next tid bit of information about me: I would love for someone to explain to me ( like I am a 2 year old) What the fuck ( sorry for the language ) a BLOG is...Should be SHIT ( shit meaning, well shit) I really dont understand what people are blogging about...Lets see what else can I bore you people with...I know, I know, For dinner I usually eat as follows...Taco bell, Wendy`s,pizza,chinese food,burger king, mcdonald`s, but when I`m on a health food kick
well the the good old DELI will do...Or maybe just woof down a Bagel for the hell of it. Plus I love my sweets, oh and plenty of donuts..Yes I know you people are wondering how I keep my girlish figure, Well its simple ..I`m not a lazy pieace of shit that lays around( well that lays around after my daily nap of course).I bust my ass at work, then I bust my ass at the gymnasium------thats a fun word, lets all say gymnasium today!!!.OK my two fingers that I type with are cramping so thats it for now ...To be continued at a later date: By the way, if your still reading this...Guess what...Your now the jackass,so you can sign your name jackass while writing to this jackass..Bahahahhah I love it!!!!!
