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Cornholio

salty naked pillow fight!!!

About Me

im 21, into punk music, drinking, films and i like to burn things. it doesnt help that all my friends are pyromaniacs and have an obsession with war movies. i myself have a strange obsession with monkeys (i even have a cartoon monkey tattoo on my shoulder), i like to use fireworks for anything but their proper use. i hope that one day i can come up with a virus that kills only politicians, cos lets face it, they dont exactly make the world a better place do they. i enjoy swearing, im not ashamed to burp, fart or scratch my arse in public. i dislike chavs with a passion and would like to burn them all. i hate my job (when i have one), love being me and couldn't give a damn what people think about me. anyway, if you wanna add me as a friend then go for it. NO BAND SPAM!!!! i'm also on msn, my address is profane_babe666@hotmail.com. cheers! oh yeah, and nuneaton sucks dog aids.

My Interests

chav burning, punk music, cider, bowling, sex, movies, stand-up comedy (lee evans, ricky gervais and dylan moran are my faves).

I'd like to meet:

billie joe armstrong, richard o'brian, johnny depp, dylan moran, and i'd quite like to meet myself so i can see what i'm like.

Music:

fave bands are green day, alkaline trio, KoRn, rancid, the distillers, QOTSA, my chemical romance,the fratellis, +44, foo fighters, HIM, the offspring, fall out boy, reel big fish, system of a down, rammstein, eagles of death metal, allister, buckcherry, weezer, feeder, goldfinger, the killers, jimmy eat world, muse, NOFX, operation ivy, pantera, silverchair, stephen lynch, Sum41, taproot, sunna, tsunami bomb, the white stripes and shitloads of others which i cant think of right now.

Movies:

JARHEAD!!!! I FUCKING LOVE JARHEAD!!! (i do love a hot guy in uniform) Full metal jacket, the rocky horror picture show, the evil dead trilogy, drop dead fred, all the Hannibal films, pirates of the caribbean trilogy, the nightmare before christmas, the Saw trilogy, hostel.. the list goes on. tbh i like anything thats funny, gory, disturbing, or has a half naked hot guy in it.

Television:

prison break, what about brian, dexter, scrubs, ugly betty, family guy, futurama, peep show, miami ink, heroes, the o.c (sorry), south park, that 70's show, sex and the city, king of the hill, drawn together, and of course kerrang tv.

Books:

all i read is the discworld novels and kerrang magazines. oh, and the occasional cosmo too.

Heroes:

billie joe armstrong, tre cool and mike dirnt. oh, and my friend charlie, because he moaned at me to put him on here.

My Blog

muuuuuuuuuuhhhh

why on earth is it that even though i could access any web page i want and keep myself amused, i'm so fucking bored because i cant find anything to do?????...
Posted by Cornholio on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:26:00 PST

insomnia

why cant i sleep?? why?!?! i know i should cos i really need to go jobsearching tomorrow but i just know i'll end up asleep all day. oh well, better make the most of it..
Posted by Cornholio on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 05:47:00 PST

meh..

i have absolutely nothing to do whatsoever. might go shopping later, not sure yet...
Posted by Cornholio on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:16:00 PST

aminals

got two rainbow crabs yesterday, called henry and dangerous beans. theyre pretty awesome creatures!
Posted by Cornholio on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:33:00 PST

win!

just ordered tickets to see alkaline trio in november!! fucking winnar!!
Posted by Cornholio on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:02:00 PST

gah

im so fucking bored!
Posted by Cornholio on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:30:00 PST