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Liz

You say tomato. I say fuck you.

About Me


sarcastic. chick on a stick. outgoing. thirty minutes late for everything. quick-witted. bold. goofy. hard-working. focused. shy. down-to-earth. diligent. spontaneous. stimulating. caring. modest. envious. optimistic. lazy. outspoken. awkward. bitchy. cheap date. homebody. athletic. stubborn. irish. lover. trucker mouth. childish. nympho. wise. emotional-behind-closed-doors. independent. couch potato. partier. lesbian. clever. happy. femme. overanalytical. macgyverish. bad dancer. intimidating. typical blonde. formal linguist. procrastinator. habitual in every day routine. young. cynical. adventurous. persuasive. random. philosophical. night owl. corny. temperamental. vertically challenged. passionate. neat freak. instigator. au natural.
give up, or are ya thirsty for more? aim -- kildea984
"who are you to judge the life i live? i know i'm not perfect - and i don't live to be. but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean." -bob marley
"make your words soft & sweet. you never know when you'll have to eat them."
-prince bandar
.salvador dali.
oh, dane.

My Interests


love: SCISSOR KICKING!! [and if you know what that means, you're my hero.] darwin. sleeping. nintendo wii. tmnt

loathe:
vegetables. bad drivers. rain. wearing heels, although i wear 'em often. healthy food. incompetent persons. cockiness. closed minds. stress. bad hair days. driving stick-shift in traffic. flaky broads. stupidity. guys who truly believe they can turn me straight [clearly not happening]. those fucking jamster commercials. traffic. the entire insect kingdom. ignorance. mornings. cold weather. bad coffee. confined spaces. gay bars/clubs [go fig]. white chocolate. illiteracy. the smell that overwhelms exit 13 of the new jersey turnpike. ugly people who think they're attractive. and finally, low-rise jeans [face it...i have. crack kills]. i digress for now.

I'd like to meet:


the genius who created buffalo chicken and this stuff; i love you.

and these broads... ;)
.sarah shahi.

.rachel mcadams.

.kristin cavalleri.

Music:

my mixes...
cowboy junkies. goldfinger. the sounds. incubus. avril lavigne. justin timberlake. bob marley. frou frou. pink. my chemical romance. lost prophets. rise against. timbaland. shiny toy guns. sara bareilles. fenix tx. the red jumpsuit apparatus. stone sour. panic! at the disco. death cab for cutie. the postal service. muse. fall out boy. nina gordon. snow patrol. the cranberries. the cure. eve 6. anberlin. chantel kreviazuk. anna nalick. dmb. billy joel. coldplay. iron and wine. linkin park. evanescence. ben folds five. the pretenders. bryan adams. paramore. less than jake. heart. sarah mclachlan. sublime. dunkin shiek. edwin mccain. ronnie milsap. audioslave. the black eyed peas. nellie furtado. michael jackson. 3eb. gin blossoms. oasis. eagle eye cherry. u2. george michael. the verve. chicago. counting crows. green day. natalie imbruglia. journey. the eagles.

Movies:

pretty persuasion. dot the i. a little princess. citizen kane. 11:14. psycho. crash. american beauty. jesus is magic. imagine me and you. irresistible. dumb & dumber. the die hard trilogy. the goonies. saw II. murder on a sunday morning. national lampoon's christmas vacation. willy wonka & the chocolate factory. don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. trading places. thelma & louise. the shawshank redemption. beverly hills cop.

Television:

the L word. dexter. rad girls. six feet under. ugly betty. the late late show w. craig ferguson. american idol. third watch. paula poundstone. the sopranos. sleeper cell. big love. cops. friends. jeopardy. i love lucy. court tv. roseanne. foster's home for imaginary friends. the simple life. rw/rr challenge.

Books:

the boy in the striped pajamas. why do men fall asleep after sex? darkly dreaming dexter. the lovely bones. freakonomics. a million little pieces. the catcher in the rye. angela's ashes. the da vinci code. the five people you meet in heaven.

Heroes:



aside from salami and cheese...
mom ♥ dad ♥ aunt nellie

the beattitudes

blessed are those who mourn,
for they shall be comforted.

blessed are the meek,
for they shall inherit the Earth.

blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they shall be filled.

blessed are the merciful,
for they shall obtain mercy.

blessed are the pure in heart,
for they shall see God.

blessed are the peacemakers,
for they shall be called sons of God.

blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[VIVA IRELANDA!]

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off-the-wall

1. What would be worse for the world: One giant (approx. 30 feet tall) cybernetic Hitler, or if all food screamed when you ate it?hitler would be worse. screaming food would just get annoying after a ...
Posted by Liz on Thu, 03 May 2007 09:50:00 PST

dumb & dumber

          lloyd to harry: that's it!  i've had it with this dump!  we got no food!  we got no jobs!  our pets heads are falling off!lloyd to harry: i ...
Posted by Liz on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:59:00 PST

heroes in a half shell...

MichelangeloAwe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! ...
Posted by Liz on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

wiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i  wii !!
Posted by Liz on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:29:00 PST

koi fish tattoo

Koi [pronounced "Coy"], or Carp, are a fixture of Japanese tattooing and play important roles in both Chinese and Japanese myths, legends, fables and stories. In many of those stories, Koi are transfo...
Posted by Liz on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:58:00 PST

let's go yankees!!

the new york yankees vs. the new york mets 7/2/06 @ yankee stadium the YANKEES murdered the mets; 16-7. such an amazing game!!! thanks baby! i you...
Posted by Liz on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

puerto vallarta, mexico

viva mexico!! we're spending new year's 2007 in puerto vallarta, mexico, baby! december 26th - january 2nd     the joint we're staying @ ---> http://www.vrbo.com/60419...
Posted by Liz on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:03:00 PST

my favorite poem ♥

footprintsone night a man had a dream. he dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. across the sky flashed scenes from his life. for each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sa...
Posted by Liz on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:04:00 PST

amazing chalk drawings... check 'em out

These are chalk drawings from Julian Beever.  They are amazing!  Seriously... it's chalk!!  Julian Beever is an English artist who's famous for his art on the pavement of England, Franc...
Posted by Liz on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:43:00 PST

delete. delete. delete. delete. delete.

some of you mofo's got the boot on my pal's list for a few different reasons: 1. i don't speak to you, EVER even though we're friends [uh-huh]. 2. you are of no use to me. 3. i flat out think you suc...
Posted by Liz on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 05:30:00 PST