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Hi, I am Kenny McCormick and I am the poorest kid in South Park, Colorado. I am the kid who wears a bright orange anorak with my hood up, and I am normally found hanging around toy shops and the cinema with Stan and Kyle. That fatass Cartman just follows us. He teases me for being poor. My dad is an alcoholic and my parents fight eachother. I eat frozen waffles for breakfast and fart on matches. I also die frequently, but come back the next day perfectly normal.