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miLkie

The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.

About Me

i enjoy witty banter, intellectual conversations about the universe, the sky, pirates, deer hoofs, iced green tea-unsweetened, live music, and reading in jungles

yeah, im pretty much awesome
and I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

i am the monster in your closet, i am the apple of your eye

My Interests

my dog, chacos, pirates, plorange skies, good books, good music, wine and cheese nights, fat tire, trader joes, disneyland, daydreaming, chacos, monkey flashlights, green tea, and fire breathing leopards

things i dont like include but are not limited to:
disgusting words, sharks, big white big rigs, being ignored, liars, hypocrites, the phrase "get her done", craigs list stalkers, people who dont use their blinkers, shorts, skirts, the color pink, and the movie "league of extraordinary gentlemen"

I'd like to meet:

the jolly green giant, a smurf, the man who lives in my shoe, when i wear shoes, and your mom. oh, and will smith.

Music:

country, country.... and all the rest of the stuff. i like it all, how generic of me

Movies:

hook, pirates of the carribbean, anastasia, amores perros, vanilla sky, the three muskateers, the boy who could fly, moulin rouge, amalie, run lola run, fight club, momento, spun, pi, never ending story, requium for a dream, serendipity, benny and joone, i <3 huckabees, garden state, rules of attraction, go, napoleon dynomite, blow, the outsiders, the goonies, the illusionist, babel, across the universe

Television:

the office, law and order svu, weeds, criminal minds,

Books:

the alchemist, davinci code, the river, the giver, if there be thorns, thorn birds, the everything word search book, me talk pretty one day, under the black flag, a general history of pirates, illusions, eleven minutes, the four agreements, the godfather

Heroes:

gil and mommer, the estrada bunch (kalina, josh, camarei, jared, hannah) and jason, a never ending inspiration

My Blog

Dear Alcohol,

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by miLkie on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:45:00 PST

a few of the million

thoughts that i cant not think about only.. its in no organized fashion. fiberful pieces arent nearly as good as ends and pieces. clearly. i love chopsticks. for my hair. they make it work. or rather ...
Posted by miLkie on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:56:00 PST

hallucinations... and insomnia

what to do what to do. could have gone bowling... decided to not. i stayed home. had a conversation... i wasnt looking forward to. ended it with a headache. thought.... im awake. what will i do? ok le...
Posted by miLkie on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:28:00 PST

i think i knew it before i knew it and it fits so perfectly

Summer time and the wind is blowing, outside in lower chelsea.And I dont know what Im doing in this city,The sun is always in my eyes,It crashes through the windows, and Im sleeping on the couch,When ...
Posted by miLkie on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:22:00 PST

is sand stuck in your slots creating stuck straps?? simple solution stated here:

Why do my sandals stink? The sweat from your feet mixes with the dust from streets and trails to create the perfect breeding ground for bacteria. This organic gunk can be a serious impediment to socia...
Posted by miLkie on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:05:00 PST

and then the clouds parted....

so the man at trader joes..... i do not know his name. didnt remember how much watermelon was. i think it was...339? 379 perhaps? well he couldnt remember. and i said i could go check and he just.. pu...
Posted by miLkie on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 06:38:00 PST

but damn dont he look good in those bicycle shorts

he has the mind of a twelve year old, the mentality of a two year old, and the body of a dying whale
Posted by miLkie on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

alan isaac

i miss you more then life...
Posted by miLkie on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:20:00 PST

boy, i know you want this, girl, you probably do too

and guess who made it. thats right....youuuu guessed it...
Posted by miLkie on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:35:00 PST

no mr a, i am nothing like you

You Have a Choleric TemperamentYou are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.You want the best. The...
Posted by miLkie on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:16:00 PST