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user: kenj
but u can only follow me when i want you to....
Jokes (if you understand them you really should talk to me)
Heisenberg was on the freeway doing 120 mph when it was clearly a 75 mph zone. Naturally, Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop who asks in disbelief "Do you know how fast you were going???"
Heisenberg replies, "No officer, but I know exactly where I am!"
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "how much for a beer?"
Bartender replies, "no charge for you."
A mathematician, a physicist, and a biologist are standing together on a street corner, watching a particular house on that street. As they all watch, two people come walking down from the other end of the street, and walk into the front door of the house. Each of the three makes a mental note of this, and they wait to see the results. Two hours later, they watch as three people come back out of the house, walking from the front door back to the street.At this point the biologist starts jumping up and down excitedly, proclaiming, "I've got a hypothesis! I've got a hypothesis!"The other two look at the biologist and listen as the biologist states, "The two people that went into the house copulated, and then the third person that came out with them was their offspring!"Uninterested, the other two turn away, to the biologist's dismay. After another thoughtful minute, the physicist turns to the mathematician and says, "There may have been an error in measurement here. It is possible that either two people went into the house and came back out, or that three people went in and came back out."The mathematician considers this thoughtfully, then bows his head again. After an agonizing silence, the mathematician finally comes out of his thoughtful stupor, and exclaims, "If one more person walks into the house, there will be no one left in the house!"
"You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons."
"I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"
"When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something."
"I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me"
Sharks
Swimming with Sharks
jumping in
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Whales from kayak
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Whales in the cove
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Whales!
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night ocean kayaking
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night time ocean kayaking
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Jellyfish
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My seal buddy
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