"You! You know what dog food tastes like? Do ya!? It tastes just like it smells! Delicious!"
"Perhaps I shall send some Dom Perignon up to your room"
"I prefer to be alone tonight, perhaps later I will meet your friend Don"
"It was always my dream to watch shit while I shit"
"And as a pimp I shall blend into Beverly Hills like msg in miso soup"
"If the homo sapiens were indeed HOMO sapiens, is that why they're extinct?"
"...because the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink"
"Here she comes to wreck the daaaaaay!!"
"If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer"
"I did two hits of that and Bugs Bunny and Scooby Doo and all my favorite cartoons came to my room and ate cookies with me and sang songs for sixteen hours! God Dayum!"
"Gotcha Bitch!!"
"I'm just a fucked up girl looking for her own piece of mind. Don't assign me to yours"
"Je t'adore, Je t'window. I don't care!"
"I wish you were still a washing machine!"
"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny"
