J'ia des pouvoirs magiques

Ive often considered that if I had to have a terminal childhood cancer, Iwould at least get to meet David Sedaris before I died. Sometimes before sleeptakes me alive, I map out our rendezvous in all ...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:17:00 GMT

Graceful Wicked Masks

.......................... .. Dear Winter I've noticed you hanging around after class a lot lately and I'm starting to hate you for it. I could go on with this metaphor but my computer is being rain...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:41:00 GMT

The Essence of Jode

So, I guess it's Christmas or whatever. Thankfully, Sebastien came back here with me to help me sort through all the death and nonsense. I've not been engaging my mom in the back and forth she thrives...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 05:49:00 GMT

A vorkosigan Adventure

OH look, it's the holiday season. The Christmas song crap makes me really glad I can shop online. I won't be the 90 millionth blog in the history of blogging to complain ad nauseum about how much I ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:51:00 GMT

The baleful transmogrification of a postmodern Promotheus

Holy shit, the title to my blog is annoying. I'm annoyed by it, America. I am. Way up here in my sparkling ivory tower where such  sesquipedalianisms actually make sense. (More sense then social ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:18:00 GMT

Secondhand Rhiannon

Man, this pay raise shit, is killin me. Today I woke up thinking about lesson planning. Well, ok, I woke up and thought about writing that letter to my grandma I keep meaning to write... but, since I...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 23:24:00 GMT

salad forks and soup spoons

holy sports metaphor, batman! I'm teaching sixth grade!!!Thank you 10k pay increase I've long felt I deserved your guidance..now I can get all kinds of crazy crap. Even a haircut if I'm feeling saucy....
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 02:23:00 GMT

Death Certificat confirmed.

Did you know I go crazy at least once a month?Well its true. Little things and money push me through my roof. I should learn more about my internal clock. I don't remember how long a menstrual cycle s...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 23:36:00 GMT

comedy of errors, song of myself

When I think about how it started, I realize there is no end to how far back we could take this tale. If I talk about where I bought it or why I bought it, I might as well tell you with whom I was, an...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Letters from a Machiavellian Princess

Hope you has had a most wonderful bastille day! Personally, I celebrated it the only way that makes sense to me: Going out for drinks in a Georgetown, dare I say, RED SOX themed pub, not paying for mu...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:52:00 GMT