Once upon a time there was a man living up north called Nicholas. Generous to the children and very fond of them. Children called him a saint. So he was called Santa Claus (Saint Nicholas). Every christmas he visited all children in the world (at the same time).So they say. But to be honest, there's a different reality.As the years passed by, everyone wanted to be Santa at christmas time. So they dressed up like him and pretended they were Santa knocking on the door. In the meantime the real Santa realised he wasnt needed anymore. So he took a well deserved vacation, just hanging in bars and clubs. Partying really became his main interest. Damn he was a party animal. Still is. Recently he also recorded a CD Album with two nice party chicks he met on a hot night out, the reindeers girls he calls them.He selected his artist name himself,
based on the state of mind he favour the most.
Drunk Santa.As simple as that!For your information, he is sometimes hired as Santa on christmas but he got fired most of the times. You know why.