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Bryan's Lil Princess

About Me

Hey, hey!!! I'm Ashley... I have a wonderful boyfriend of about 5 years now. He's amazing and the best thing that's ever happened to me. I love my girls...Megan, Kristen, Jen, AND LAURIE!!! lol And of course Nate, Kyle, Joe, and Eric. I love all you guys!!! I also LOVE shopping, clothes, shoes, accessories, cars, the colors pink and purple, decorating, staying up really late and then sleeping all day, going to the club with my girlies!, parties, music, learning, monkeys, plants, and Arbonne. I don't like bugs, dirty places, laundry, liars, shit-starters, people who can't spell worth a shit, dramatic people, guys who lie and cheat, gay people, "know-it-all's", boring people, and of course i hate the new Wal-Mart!!! BUT I DO....like to laugh, dance, and have fun. Pretty much I have a good time wherever i go. Anyways, I am a manager at Fashion Bug and also sell Arbonne on the side. (Awesome skin care & make-up products). So send me a message if you're interested!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: Dec 2nd
Birthplace: Alton, IL
Current Location: Wood River, IL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc's
Your Weakness: Shopping
Your Fears: Needles
Your Perfect Pizza: None...i don't care for it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: AM with Arbonne
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I have too much shit to do
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Neither...water
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither... I hate fast food
Single or Group Dates: Group...so much more fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Green tea! lol
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Hell no!
Do you Swear: Unfortunately all the time
Do you Sing: When I'm alone! ha ha
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Certainly
Do you want to go to College: In it
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not easily
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yes!
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: NO!
Do you play an Instrument: Piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yea
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: With Bryan! lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Of course!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: All the time!!! ha ha
Ever been Beaten up: No (wait, there was a lil scrap between me and Laurie!!!) lol
Ever Shoplifted: Hell no!
How do you want to Die: WTF?! lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Porn star baby!!!! ha ha
What country would you most like to Visit: Europe, Africa (to see the Amazon), and Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green
Favourite Hair Color: Light
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: At least 6'
Weight: Depends
Best Clothing Style: Preppy/dressy
Number of Drugs I have taken: Just a lil weed back in the day.. nothing else
Number of CDs I own: Who knows?
Number of Piercings: Two...one in each ear! lol
Number of Tattoos: NONE! eww
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Too many
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Which Of Hefs` Girlfriends are you?
HOLLY
I was working as a Hawaiian Tropic model when one of Hef's friends saw me and put me on the Mansion's party list. The Midsummer Night's Dream party was my first Mansion experience. I saw lots of celebrities and Centerfolds and was most excited to meet Hef, Seth Green from the Austin Powers movies and Heather Kozar, one of my favorite Playmates. Feeling overwhelmed, my girlfriends and I left early (but not after feeding the squirrel monkeys). After about a year of coming to the Mansion parties, I finally got a chance to really talk to the elusive Mr. Hefner. I knew we would have a lot in common and hit it off immediately. He invited me out with him on a Wednesday, and I moved in that Friday.

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My Interests

My boyfriend and friends, work, shopping, clothes, cosmetics, clubbing, eating healthy, and staying away from liars and shit-starters! ....i think that pretty much sums it up!

I'd like to meet:

Oprah, Nelly & Adam Sandler!

Music:

My fav is Nelly. But Danity Kane is soooo hot....
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Movies:

Fast and the Furious baby!!!!!

Television:

The Girls Next Door, and of course you gotta love Oprah!

Books:

Dont read much either, but when I do they are always about eating the right kinds of foods or about things in your cosmetics..... YEAH BITCHES!!!!

Heroes:

Myself after I kick the bitches' ass who wrote that damn note!

My Blog

Funny shit to do in Wal-Mart!!!!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on...
Posted by Ashley on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:40:00 PST