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Amelia

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


DISCLAIMER: Please do not send me a friend request if your profile is set to private! I will not accept, especially if you don't send a msg either!!! i hate that!

Hello all:) Do you know who I am? I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. ...

Returning to school FT this fall!!! Gateway, nursing programI am sarcastic, cynical, intelligent, witty, funny and brutally honest. I am definitely crazy as we all are but i can admit it. I am all about awareness. And if u do not like me so to hell, my love, with you!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'm a down-to-earth magician who loves gritty reality far more than glittery fantasies. Wise fool on a hill seeks like-minded cynical optimist for clowny adventures like falling down on the floor bellylaughing. Wouldn't mind if you were also into pursuing a high-profile career, international travel, fascinating friends, great vacations and frequent exchanges of piggyback rides.
I'm definitely not looking for perfection. Have you ever considered the possibility that your flaws are interesting?Like the skilled Japanese pottery-makers whose work is valued for its trademark blemishes, I thrive on life's imperfections.
Big plus if you love deep-sea diving and don't drink like a fish. Must be willing to dance till dawn.... Are you a liberal or conservative? A laugher or crier? A licker or biter? I'm both. Always both and yet neither. I'm an atheistic lover of many gods. . . a sophisticate with toys in my bathtub . . . a genuine evil twin who loves to perform missions of mercy. Honey, I always prefer paper and plastic. In fact, there are so many sides to me that I often find I'm beside myself. Think you can handle having five lovers in one? Being monogamous with me is just like being totally promiscuous......
My hottest romantic fantasy starts while we're off somewhere together saving the world. Maybe it's in Somalia or Appalachia. As I ladel out the lentil soup and rice to yet another starving soul, you look up from your Greenpeace manual with an expression of sizzling nonsexist lust. The rest is herstory. My second hottest fantasy begins as we're lying in our adjacent cots much later, our passions sated. You turn to me and whisper, "I wish everyone in the world could be like us and make love with their best friend." I sigh back, "Let's write a book about it."......
I've got honey kisses and dazzle-nectar, ambrosial caresses and strawberry pancake breakfasts in bed, forever and ever, amen. Seeking physically fit, financially stable, drug-free cutie First tell me if you're addicted to peer pressure. Personally, I don't need to be hip and cool because I'm strong and smart. You, I hope, don't need to break the rules because you make the rules. We're both far from perfect, and that's the way we like it. Our vices are more useful than most people's virtues.

My Blog

A Prayer For George Dubya

A Prayer For George Dubya What might the universe have to say to Shrub right now? Hint: It ain't exactly fan mail ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:56:00 GMT

YOUR ASSIGNMENT

YOUR ASSIGNMENT by Clarissa Pinkola Estes I assign you to be a beautiful, good, kind, awakened, soulful person, a true work of art as we say, ser humano, a true human being. In a world filled with s...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:49:00 GMT

Ne te quaesiveris extra

    You can't Control the waves, but you Can Learn to Surf.   "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seem...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:26:00 GMT

Ashes to Ashes, all fall down

Picture a bright blue ball Just spinning, spinning free Dizzy with eternity Paint it with a skin of sky Brush in some clouds and sea Call it home for you and me A peaceful place or so it looks from ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:38:00 GMT

Blue States Succeed

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California, and we've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we're taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren't aware, t...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 00:11:00 GMT

Before the last leaf falls....

Before the last leaf falls I want to:Go jacket & hat shoppingGo bowlingHave a dinner partyMake apple crisp Make a maple story character in MardiaPlay d+d w/ rob as DMGo to NYC Comedy clubHave a re...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:57:00 GMT

Commit to sit! For 28 Days

The challenge: Meditate twice a day, for 28 daysCommit to meditate every day, 2x a day. Think u can handle it?It's harder than you think. for more info:http://www.tricycle.com/issues/web_exclusive/376...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:31:00 GMT

History of Christmas!!!

Magic mushroom consumption, flying reindeer and an evergreen tree that touches the largest star in the sky have associations in the pre-Christian ancient world which bare resemblances to some of our m...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:57:00 GMT

Villians!

BY ROB BRENZY"PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA:How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings"is available for sale at http://...com/qaj62To read news and features from the book, g...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:10:00 GMT

Christmas Wish List :)

Xhristmas Wishes ListFor those of you who want to may want to take me out or buy me something...I like: Plants~ of all kinds(I'm especially good at reviving dying plants so if you wanna give me plant ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 00:12:00 GMT