I'm a down-to-earth magician who loves gritty reality far more than glittery fantasies. Wise fool on a hill seeks like-minded cynical optimist for clowny adventures like falling down on the floor bellylaughing. Wouldn't mind if you were also into pursuing a high-profile career, international travel, fascinating friends, great vacations and frequent exchanges of piggyback rides.
I'm definitely not looking for perfection. Have you ever considered the possibility that your flaws are interesting?Like the skilled Japanese pottery-makers whose work is valued for its trademark blemishes, I thrive on life's imperfections.
Big plus if you love deep-sea diving and don't drink like a fish. Must be willing to dance till dawn.... Are you a liberal or conservative? A laugher or crier? A licker or biter? I'm both. Always both and yet neither. I'm an atheistic lover of many gods. . . a sophisticate with toys in my bathtub . . . a genuine evil twin who loves to perform missions of mercy. Honey, I always prefer paper and plastic. In fact, there are so many sides to me that I often find I'm beside myself. Think you can handle having five lovers in one? Being monogamous with me is just like being totally promiscuous......
My hottest romantic fantasy starts while we're off somewhere together saving the world. Maybe it's in Somalia or Appalachia. As I ladel out the lentil soup and rice to yet another starving soul, you look up from your Greenpeace manual with an expression of sizzling nonsexist lust. The rest is herstory. My second hottest fantasy begins as we're lying in our adjacent cots much later, our passions sated. You turn to me and whisper, "I wish everyone in the world could be like us and make love with their best friend." I sigh back, "Let's write a book about it."......
I've got honey kisses and dazzle-nectar, ambrosial caresses and strawberry pancake breakfasts in bed, forever and ever, amen. Seeking physically fit, financially stable, drug-free cutie First tell me if you're addicted to peer pressure. Personally, I don't need to be hip and cool because I'm strong and smart. You, I hope, don't need to break the rules because you make the rules. We're both far from perfect, and that's the way we like it. Our vices are more useful than most people's virtues.