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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Moved my contact info to the top 'cause it was getting lost in all them wordz.
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A.I.M. CeruleanDragon01
Yahoo: cerulean_dragon
MSN: [email protected] <---not for email, I never check it.
And check out my Hotornot Meet Me profile, generally a good source of amusement, if you are the amusable type.
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8RYO8E
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[First and foremost: I'm funny, sarcastic, and often over-the-top. If you have no sense of humor, you will NOT like me. :-P Ok, carry on.]It's hard to self-analyze and describe oneself without sounding either like one is bragging, or has no self-esteem. I'll give it a try. Please keep in mind everything I say, I believe to be true based on my own introspection and what others have said about me, both to me and to others about me. Give or take. ;)
My name is Isaac. I'm 6'2", 263.5lbs (yeah, new scale...), dark brown hair, blue-green-grey eyes, work out regularly, but still need to lose some weight. Or rather, lower my body fat percentile, I know weight has little to do with health.
I rarely ever get angry or upset, it takes so much to really get to me. Oh I do, don't get me wrong, but you'll rarely ever see me upset, unless I'm driving and stupid people are everywhere. ;) I'm just very laid-back.
Don't get me wrong, I'll stand up for myself, but I won't let someone goad me into a fight with meaningless insults or jibes. In fact I've never been in a real fight, I'm usually pretty good at talking people back to their senses.
I have a very good sense of humor. Pretty much anything anyone else would laugh at, I probably would too. I have a pretty twisted sense of humor. Twisted like a Twizzler(c) pretzel.
I tend to be pretty sarcastic, so you have to be on your toes, if you can't "get" sarcastic humor, you'll probably think I'm some kind of asshole. I'm really not, I swear, and if someone feels insulted from something I say, I admit I feel bad about it. I tend to laugh a lot. I'm not insane, I'm jolly, I swear!
As for my interests and hobbies, either check this MySpace profile, or check out my Hotornot profile and take a peek at my keywords. I think I've rambled on long enough here without filling this space with a million hobbies.
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=K8RYO8E
Note that I like a lot more than those few keywords let me fit in.
I think that will give you a general idea of who Isaac is. If this at all intrigues you, you are welcome IM me (see contact info above).
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Isaac --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. I can find interest in almost anything and anyone.

I thought this was a riot... catchy tune too! I had it in my profile a long, long time ago, but it appears to be gone... so, I dug this one up on YouTube.

My Blog

Whoops... there it was?

So I've officially passed two classes with A's.  97 and 96.  Awesome.There are two more classes I need to pass... oh but wait, I can't. One of them, at least, I just noticed the Final was due 11/10, t...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:41:00 GMT

My Doings

I just realized I never really explained here what I'm up to.  I'm on my way home from Oklahoma City where I spent the summer with my grandfather/mom/aunt/grandpa's caretaker, Joanne.  I left early Fr...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:11:00 GMT

More truck problems, bah

Yesterday (or earlier today, depending on your timezone) I went to pick up my truck.  It was running fine, after all this crap, it was doing good.  No funny noises, brakes worked great, no problems.  ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:46:00 GMT

Did I get ripped off or am I just that unlucky?

So I've been planning on heading home from Oklahoma on Friday all week.  But as the day approached I decided I would get it checked out at my grandpa's mechanic to find out what the rattling really wa...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:32:00 GMT

I'm such a narc

I received a spam email.  It was in my spam folder already, it wasn't bothering me any, but when I spotted it, my boredom got the better of me.  The "From" field stated it was from the Federal Bureau ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:02:00 GMT

Why Federal Health Care can be cool, sometimes...

So I suck at arguing and debating, I really do.  But this argument right here summarizes things really well I think.  I have too many friends suffering from one condition or problem or another just be...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:33:00 GMT

I'm not a sad, pathetic whiner... well... maybe a little...

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:54:00 GMT

The Heimlich Manuever is harder in real life than on TV

Seriously, and way scarier too, especially when it's someone you love and it's just... not... freakin'... working.  I'm pretty sure I can't think of any other experience I've had in recent memory that...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:34:00 GMT

Why do learning institutes feel the need to screw me so hard?

Back in ... hell, I can't even remember now... 199x something.  I went for a "9 month" course at the Computer Learning Center in their IT/LAN Technician course.  It was completely useless.  Other than...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 23:47:00 GMT

Proof that I'm really, really stupid

I got into UMass @ Lowell and applied for the Unix Certificate.  I'm taking 6 classes.  Yes, at one time.  I'm a week behind already.  I have an assload to catch up on. >.<
Posted by on Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:33:00 GMT