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I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm an aspiring alcoholic

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Anyone in my neighborhood that can actually speak english,
Paula Abdul's pharmacist,
Regis Philbin,
Tom,
Clyde the Orangutan,
Alexis Stewart,
Dina Lohan after she re-ups,
your mom

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