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Fleshire

I am here for Friends

About Me

The new candidate for 2008:I'm a cat. I have a cat attitude. Don't call me. I won't come. You will pet me when I want to be petted. You will feed me constantly. -------- It's best to be the big cat. ------------------------------------ Follow me on my Amazing Adventures. ------------------------------------ Stuff I like: ------------------------------------Amazing Adventures, Injured Mice, Scratching under my chin, Sunny Windows, Catnip, pussy.


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-------------------Stuff I don't like:Being Wet, Hang Ups, poop that sticks to my butt fur, Yappy little dogs, Rocking chairs, Empty food bowls. -------------------------------------------------
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----------------------------------------My uncle, Methy Pete _________________________________________________________ Help the zombies. Once you hear of their horrible plight and their fight for equal rights, you'll understand. ----------------------------------------
----------------------------- Fleshire Loves Pot Head Chicks! ------------------------------ ..
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My Interests

Amazing Adventures, Sleeping and resting afterwards, Making people say 'What's wrong with that cat?'.

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who is interested in talking to a completely rude, totally egocentrical, self absorbed cat. Oh, and Alice Cooper. ___________________________________________________________ ..Send me a picture that says "Fleshire Taught Me Everything I know" and I will post it here.

Music:

Stray Cats, Cat Stevens,ALICE COOPER, songs about cats.
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Movies:

Cat on a hot tin roof, Cat People, Cat Balou, Fritz the Cat..

Television:

The Goldfish Channel, Animal Planet, Thundercats, Slacker Cats

Books:

I'm a fucking cat! I don't read!


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Heroes:

Me and, now who was that? Oh, yeah, I remember. Me.

My Blog

Campaign Promises to Womens

Ladies, I know the trouble you go through in these trouble times.  I've heard your voice and I'm there for you.  When I am elected, I plan to make changes--changes for you. I know about the ...
Posted by Fleshire on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:04:00 PST

Fleshire parties in Illinois

Took a long drive today, slept most of the way.  Went to Illinois to visit my friend Corky.  Salsa and rum were served.  People nip was available.  Everything was cool until that s...
Posted by Fleshire on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:00:00 PST

Fleshire Drinks in the New Year

I spent New Years Eve partying with my old buddy Rikkles.  He came up from the swamp just to hang out with me.  We drank and drank and drank.  I even drank enough that I didn't quite mi...
Posted by Fleshire on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 08:45:00 PST

The whole cat thing wasnt my first choice.

When the time finally came and my prior host mainlined his last spoonful, I was free again.  A disembodied demon, I was floating in the nethers searching for a suitable host.  My first thou...
Posted by Fleshire on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:55:00 PST

Fleshire goes to Cooper

My first Cooper show and I had so much fun.  (see gallery pictures) Everything I have heard and everything I suspected is true.  It's truely a good show, good people and a good time.  I...
Posted by Fleshire on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:25:00 PST

Fleshire Parties on the Roof

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire.  We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.  Burn motherfucker BURN! Wow.  Roofers can party. I spent the day up on the roof watching th...
Posted by Fleshire on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:22:00 PST

Fleshire Parties in the Woods

My last Amazing Adventure was really fun.  There is a place, known by only a few.  It's hidden in a secluded spot in the woods.  It's called The Hippy Hangout.  This is the perfect...
Posted by Fleshire on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:21:00 PST

Whats a cat to do?

So I'm up on the counter top, soakin up some rays, minding my own business, when all of the sudden, WHAP!!, my ass gets smacked & I'm thrown to the floor.How rude.What the fuck people? Isn't it 'D...
Posted by Fleshire on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:18:00 PST

Fleshire at the Farm

I tell ya, man, the country life for me.  Catnip is growing wild everywhere, the world is your sandbox and there's women everywhere.  Women of every kind.  Yeah, I'm kind of a freak.&nb...
Posted by Fleshire on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

Fleshire Goes to Miller Park

Say, Baby. Here's me on my Chevy while tailgaiting before the Cubs game.  (see photo in my gallery) Many beers and a bit of the hooka later and I was inside watching the Brewers get their asses k...
Posted by Fleshire on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:11:00 PST