Smooth-talkin', Moonwalkin', Back-talkin', Side-swipin', Head-turnin', Hell-raisin', Crazy-ass, Mother-fuckin', Metalhead Sonofabitch Rock singer currently fronting Liverpool heavy rock band Roaring Stampede (Bass Player needed). A sexual free spirit the likes of which are rarely seen in my home city of Liverpool. Feel free to add me to your MSN - [email protected]
Sharky's Sex Survey: Mk II
WARNING: THIS IS NOT A WIMPY PERSONALITY TEST
This is an indepth and personal sex quiz. The unenlightened need not apply. After the success of the original survey and the demand by many for more questions, Sharky is proud to present his new and improved sex survey. For those sexually-liberated like-minded people, answer as many of the following questions as you feel comfortable with truthfully. Remember, we're not here to judge. Here we go.
Are you Straight, Gay or Bi/Bi-curious? Straight. Not against homosexuality, it's just not for me.
Are you a virgin? No
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18
How old was your partner when you lost your virginity? 26
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yes. Damn spin-the-bottle!
Ever kissed a member of the opposite sex? Frequently
Have you ever given oral sex to a member of the opposite sex? Frequently
Have you ever given oral sex to a member of the same sex? Don't think so. Must have been a damn good operation if I did
Have you ever masturbated? Yes
How many times, on average, do you masterbate during the week? Probably once a day unless I have sex that day
Have you ever masturbated with a member of the opposite sex? Yes
Have you ever masturbated with a member of the same sex? No. But if there was a girl involved and I wouldn't have to touch the other guy, I wouldn't have a problem with it.
Have you ever taken naked pictures? Yes (You'll have to ask me very nicely if you want to see)
Have you ever made home made porn? Yes (You'll have to ask my ex for that one)
Have you ever had sex with more than one person at once and if so, give details? Yes. A couple of threesomes
Would you ever have group sex with a mixture of the same and opposite sex? Sure, as long has I didn't have to do anything with the guys. Would be fun
Where's the craziest place you've had a sexual encounter (including oral and handjobs/fingering)? Aptly enough, the dancefloor of the Krazyhouse
Would you/have you ever have/had sex in the middle of a crowded room? I haven't but I would. Would be fun.
Would you ever star in a proper adult movie? Yes I reckon I'd be good.
Ever had sex outdoors (including oral and handjobs/fingering)? Yes
Ever bought a sex toy and if so, what? Vibrating condoms. Plus a dildo and a sex doll as presents.
Ever stripped? Yes
Ever stripped on webcam? Errr Yes
Ever streaked? Oh yes lol
Ever had sex with someone and then regretted it? At the time yes, but looking back I don't regret it that much
Ever been caught having sex and if so, by who? Yes, by her flatmate.
Ever caught someone having sex and if so, who? No
Ever faked an orgasm? No
Ever cheated? No. Never
Ever had a sexual encounter with a friend's partner? Yes. Not proud of it
How big was/were the biggest penis/boobs you ever encountered? About a G-cup
Ever given/received anal sex? Given, yes
Ever been cum on/cummed on someone? Yes both. Hey, women can physically cum too.
What's the most amount of orgasms you've ever had in one sex session? Errr dunno. I can cum several times and keep going
What's the most amount of orgasms you've ever given in one sex session? 22, not including foreplay
How old was your oldest sexual partner? 31
How old was your youngest sexual partner? 18
Ever had a sexual encounter with a famous person and if so, what with who? No
Ever had a sexual encounter with a member of you're partner's family and if so, what with who? No
Ever had sex whilest speaking to someone on the phone (including oral and handjobs/fingering)? Not that I can remember
Have you ever had sex with a member of the same sex (or opposite sex if you're gay) and if so, give details? No
Have you ever lied to someone to get sex? No, but was mistaken for someone older once which didn't get resolved till afterwards.
Ever had sex in School/College? No
What's your favourite sex position? A sort of doggystyle variation
Do you watch porn? Yes
What was the craziest porn you've ever seen? Woman fucking the horse. Crazy
What was your craziest sexual experience that would shock whoever reads this? Losing my virginity on Halloween dressed as Hannibal Lector
Do you listen to music during sex and if so, what? Sometimes. Take a look at my music tastes. Have done it to most of them
What is your ultimate sexual fantasy yet to be fulfilled? To have sex on camera
Ever have a sexual disaster? I had a girl on top of me who stopped and said she fancied my friend and asked me to get him for her
And finally......
Does size matter (boobs or penis) to you? Nah. It's all good
This quiz was created by Jon Sharky @ www.myspace.com/sharky666 - a place for the sexually enlightened.
