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Expert at procrastination, a victim of causation, eater of crustacean, maker of random elation, number one at gyration, propietor of information, drinker of libation, falling for temptation, never losing orientation, needer of compensation, lover of conversation, leader of innovation, Mr. Integration, expert of navigation, professional at relaxion, fast in transportation (lead foot with acceleration), bequeather of appreciation, bearer of determination, have a kid-like imagination, a true man with a reputation.

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I heart Salium

I heart Sauceman

I heart Nikki

I heart Cooper and McDreamy

I heart Parker

I heart Boddingtons

My Blog

This is too good

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Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:14:00 GMT

Islamo-fascism

How good is this scale! Way more clear and concise then our terror scale!!
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 13:38:00 GMT

I'm Number ONE!!!!

I baked last night.... it was glorious. I made bread.... BEER BREAD!!! This is finished product.  Feast your eyes on this loaf!!made with Stone Pale Ale. YUM!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 14:07:00 GMT

Suprise Suprise

Your Political Profile: Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 100% C...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:52:00 GMT

I love this crap!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Macgyver can build an airplane ou...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 09:55:00 GMT

This picture made me laugh

haha
Posted by on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 11:04:00 GMT

Rolling Joints? What?!

How to roll a Joint Rolling a joint is easy, rolling a perfect joint also, if you put a little bit of time in it. Tip: If you put down your tabacco, spread it a littlebit so if you start...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 15:52:00 GMT

Zuhair, Amith, and Mitesh... this one is for you!

How to Control a Runaway Camel 1. Hang on to the reins, but do not pull them back hard in an attempt to stop the camel. A camels head, unlike that of a wayward horse, cannot always be pulled to th...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 13:11:00 GMT

We've all been here!

How to Escape from the Trunk of a Car 1. If you are in a trunk that has no wall separating the backseats and the trunk, try to get the seats down. Although the release for most seats is inside the ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:17:00 GMT

Ouch. Hopefully Nobody Needs This!!!

Hopefully no one has to use this, but just in case you're in that position, here ya go. Glad to help. haha   The "It's Not You, It's Me" Letter Version 2.0 Dear [their name], By now, you must rea...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 11:23:00 GMT