who invited Steve, that dude's a cunt. profile picture

who invited Steve, that dude's a cunt.

stoves are jewish stallions made out of dreams and pure wizards magic...

About Me

Currently training for IronMan Arizona 2008 and Mount Everest: May, 2008. My name is steve, but people call me stove or scuba. I'll eat your food without a second thought. I am nicest to those who are honest to me. I appreciate honesty and communication. If you are upfront with me, it helps me be able to trust and respect you. Should you have a question, don't hesitate to ask. I do not believe in/or practice any religion in particular, but I do believe in second chances and karma. I love listening to any of the artists in my Music section. I like hanging out with people who will give me a chance to prove that I am worth their time. I hope my strong intuitions and opionions won't scare you off because I am a good listener. I ask questions only in search for understanding and if it bothers you, let me know. If you give me your time, I won't waste it but I'll definately make you laugh and I will fill your stomach with eating goods. I do not take friendship lightly because I believe that friends are of the utmost importance. If you let me, I'll always be there when it counts.

My Interests

I am not your average teenager. I did not going to college directly from high school. I love I like hanging out and eating. I take pleasure in talking to friends over a game of pool. I love to ride where I'm going, especially if I have music to listen to. I have discovered knives, guns, and computers to be my favorite hobbies outside of cycling. If you're willing to accept it, I will pick your brain of all knowledge. I like to eat with good company. If you're willing, I will share what knowledge I have with you. I like to laugh and enjoy making others laugh just as much.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet you unless you fall under one or more of the following descriptions: A narcissistic know-it-all who believes they are "the shit" OR A religious zealot who is close minded and racist OR An abusive douche bag OR An oven.

Music:

Jimi Hendrix, Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Santana, Queen, Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Cat Stevens, The Allman Brothers, The Band, The Who, Tenacious D, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Tenacious D, The Moody Blues, Van Morrison, Fleetwood Mac, Pink Floyd, The Police (and sting)

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Departed, Borat, Million Dollar Baby, Sin City, Mississippi Burning, King Kong (2005), Poolhall Junkies, Natural Born Killers, The Shawshank Redemption, The Professional (Leon), Ray, Heat. Saw I,II,III

Television:

House, Heroes, The Shield, Lost, 24, Comedy Central Presents, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab, Harvey Birdman, Metalocolypse, Grey's Anatomy, Curb your Enthusiasm, Dexter

Books:

Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Dark Tower Series, The Protector, Misery, The Green Mile(unedited), The Cobra Event, Timeline, Hannibal Rising, A Clockwork Orange, Trevayne

Heroes:

Malcom X and MLK jr, John Brazelton, Barret my cycling mentor.
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net MyGen Profile Generator