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El Patron

I'm not even mad, that's amazing!

About Me

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My Interests

All sorts of things

I'd like to meet:

I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

Music:

Pretty much anything... except for country( alright, Johnny Cash is the man). I particularly like classic rock including: Led Zeppelin, pink Floyd, Tom Petty and the heart breakers...

Movies:

SWINGERS baby! Boondock Saints, Super Troopers(perhaps one of the funniest movies of all time), old school, good scary movies, anchorman, anything with Ben stiller...and many more.

Television:

The unit, two and half men, heroes, you know the usual

Heroes:

Vince Vaughn in swingers, Hugh Hefner, and SUPERMAN! Oh yeah and all of my family cause' who knows where I'd be without em'

My Blog

idn't so!

This is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Totus: You have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, eve...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cellular

Lost my celly man! My one and only phone! Workin' on gettin' a new one. hit me up if ya need somethin' or whatevas, late. The merciless
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

help if you can!

tessa_rox_11 (3/17/2005 8:30:27 PM): Hi my name is Kayla Wightman. I am 15 years old, and i have a sever lung cancer from second hand smoke. I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatin...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I got 15 maN!

The average person only gets 7 This is based on U.S. & CDN info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see! There are...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so what is it?

Body: Are you FREE???????????? Or not??????????? whoever opens this message needs to keep on reposting this and copying it to keep the flow going....just put your name and if you are single or in a r...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

be missin' you

Missing you If you are missing someone right now and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you tomorrow. IF YOU BREAK THIS YO...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this will get you thinkin' ! fuckin' america!!

ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

great story!!

Here is a sex story. Add two words to the story and repost the bulletin. Danny - Last Night Sara: I found Julie: A vibrator Ryan: under my jeshkah: pink mattress Teresaah: and I charm*: took ...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

job?!? what job?

Go into the future and see what job you will have. Repost with your answer. http://www.jobpredictor.com/ Ned- Stripper (?) kAiT -> pResident. (hell flippin` yess) Sam -- Professional Shopp...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how we met...yeeaah!

Body: Copy and paste this...add your name to the bottom of the list and tell everyone how you met the person above you Brock- We met randomly on myspace, then not so randomly at LAX... ;) Clau...
Posted by El Patron on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST