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Courtesy of SparkleTags.comTaurus (April 20 - May 20)--Dont tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them. They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.

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I love Florida

You’re a Floridian if.... 1 .. Socks are only for bowling.2..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.3..A good parking place has nothing to do with dista...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:12:00 GMT

By Ben Stein

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary:      I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:50:00 GMT

TO DAY WAS THE LAST DAY OF NEEDLES!!

    today was my last day working at doctor dowies office!  
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:13:00 GMT

I'M GONNA GET MARRIED!!!!!

i'm gonna get married!!!!! see my ring!!!!!
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 00:07:00 GMT

How start is your right foot?

How smart is your right  foot?  This is so funny that it will boggle  your mind, and you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can  outsmart your foot.  Bu...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 00:08:00 GMT

vanilla

I saw vanilla ice at ink link on okeechobee. last wens! hahaha... he's hot
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 00:48:00 GMT

10 Thoughts for 2006

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without a...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:26:00 GMT

THOUGHTS OF MEN

  For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 17:25:00 GMT

my element

Your Element is Fire Your power color: red Your energy: hotYour season: springLike a fire, you are full of power and light.A born leader, you easily draw people toward you.You are full of courage...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 20:34:00 GMT

IHAVEPOWER

I HAVE POWER I HAVE POWER I HAVE POWER IHAVE POWER I HAVE POWER FPL GAVE ME POWER I HAVE POWER IHAVEPOWERIHAVEPOWER
Posted by on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 17:23:00 GMT