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D.C.

my life is a set up for an even bigger joke...

About Me

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What the fuck is your Name:: Mike Weaver, but just call me Weaver.
When the fuck were you born:: May 16th
Where the fuck were you born:: Orange, California
Current Location:: Williamsburg, Pennsylvania
What's your fucking Eye Color:: all different colors if you look close enough.
What's your fucking Hair Color:: black, brown, and red, at different times
How fucking tall are you:: 5'9 (1/2)
Which hand do you beat off with:: Right
This is a question about what shoes you wore...yay:: Didn't wear any, it's too fucking cold outside
Your Weakness:: I'm too fucking nice to people I meet for the first time, and I always end up letting them walk all over me.
What weirds you out:: Coyote Ugly and Heights
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Taking all the spare time that I have and actually doing something productive this year, and I would like to quit smoking..... fat chance of those things happening
Your Bedtime:: Whenever my brain shuts off for the night, which is a long time from when I wake up...
Your Most Missed Memory:: Let's not even go there...
Pepsi or Coke:: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:: Taco Fucking Bell
Single or Group Dates:: doesn't matter theres always time.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:: Ritchey's
Chocolate or Vanilla:: Chocolate, I fucking hate Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:: Moutain Dew
Do you Smoke:: Yes I do, but I have tried many times to quit, it never works
Do you Swear:: FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing:: Yeah
Do you Shower Daily:: not every day, cause sometimes I hardly do anything
Have you Been in Love:: Let's not go there.....
Do you want to go to College:: I think I missed my chance a long time ago.
Do you want to get Married:: Let's not go there...
Do you believe in yourself:: HA! next question
Do you get Motion Sickness:: yes, in cars I sometimes do
Do you think you are Attractive:: HA! next question
Do you get along with your Parents:: Monday through Thursdays
Do you like Thunderstorms:: Yeah, I'm old fashioned I guess
Do you play an Instrument:: Guitar Hero
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:: no, sometimes, I wish I was very drunk though
In the past month have you Smoked:: cigarettes, yes, I just smoked one, Blunts, NO! sorry can't get in to it
In the past month have you been on Drugs:: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage:: I'm always center stage bitchs!
In the past month have you been Dumped:: HAHA! Probably
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:: if I could find someone willing to go with me I would
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:: no comment
Ever been Drunk:: yeah, again, sometimes I wish I was again
Ever been called a Tease:: LOL, I guess this is one of those times were I just move on to the next question
Ever been Beaten up:: yeah, many a times, I've taken my share of beatdowns
Ever Shoplifted:: no comment
How do you want to Die:: I don't
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:: a Toys "R" Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit:: Canada... why not eh?
What is it about a girl that would make you wanna get em ...
Favorite Eye Color:: Blue
Favorite Hair Color:: Blonde
Short or Long Hair:: doesnt matter really, just not short and spikey
Height:: doesn't matter, I think it would be cool to date a midget
Weight:: more then me, lol
Best Clothing Style:: on who, me or her? nothing! either way!
Number of Drugs I have taken:: ...
Number of CDs I own:: 2...... 2 FUCKING MANY HAHA!
Number of Piercings:: 1
Number of Tattoos:: none, YET!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:: I wanna stress the fact that I TRY to never regret anything, but my friends can tell you how bad certain things get the better of me.
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I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Marilyn Manson, Jeff Hardy and these guys... ..

Music:

Dir En Grey ICP, Twiztid, Sage Francis, Immortal Tech. Tech Nine, Marilyn Manson, GWAR, Killswitch Engage, My Chemical Romance, Brother Ali, Mudvayne, Slipknot, Korn, Dimmu Borgir, Happy Hardcore, The Darkness, Underoath, Gym Class Heros, MC Lars, Kanye West, 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G. Godsmack, AFI, Jedi Mind Tricks, MF Doom, Lamb of God and/or Burn the Preist if you wanna get technical, Kittie, (i met them in State College, the original line up) old school Metallica, lots of Techno, The Prodigy, Disturbed, Death Upon Arrival, my old recordings with my friend Dell, Lil Jon, Ice Cube, Crossbreed, Orgy, Static-X, Eminem, D12, Bloodhound Gang, Matisyahu, Beatles, George Clinton, Toy Dolls, Murderdolls, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Pantera, CKY, Offspring, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Mozart, Johnny Cash, Guns and Roses, System of a Down, Fall Out Boy, HIM, Nerf Herder, Breaking Ben, Chevelle, lol, im starting to think that this was a bad idea, so im just gonna stop there...

Movies:

Star Wars (Empire Stikes Back), Sin City, Emporers New Groove, Snatch, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, From Dusk Til Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs (i probably didnt spell that right so may need to correct it) Night, Dawn, Day, Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, old school wrestling movies, Robin Williams Live on Broadway, Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill, Eddie Izzard - Glorious, Big Money Hustlas, Goodfellas, Scarface, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children more to come... cant think

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab, Cowboy Bee Bop, Simpsons, Viva La Bam, Jackass, Beavis and Butthead, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Sponge Bob, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Cowboy Bebop

Books:

Lord of the Rings, Have A Nice Day, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Snow Crash, and some other random books that i dont really remember, lol

Heroes:

Spider Man

My Blog

Good One.

I was always taught if you got nothing to say don't ever speak,and i admit half the shit i talk is tounge in cheek,but how could i lie as i sit back and watch my life pass by,wondering about the consc...
Posted by D.C. on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

NO MORE GIFS

Some people were having problems loading my myspace so I decided to take out all the GIF's since that was most likely the problem. On other notes, the California thing is pretty much shot out of the w...
Posted by D.C. on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:15:00 PST

Glance into my mind...

There is some things in my life that I will never fully understand,like why I woke up this morning with blood dripping off my hands,greeting the world half wasted and shit faced laying next to two gir...
Posted by D.C. on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:53:00 PST

Toast, to almost everyone in my life... regardless of what others think...

A lot of shit has happened... there have been past GF's which have left some good memories, and some GF's that have left some bad ones... Lindsey Detwiler is one I will always remember, good times wit...
Posted by D.C. on Tue, 16 May 2006 07:49:00 PST

Just A Fucking Waste of Time.

Since I haven't posted a blog in a while, I figured why the hell not, I will post something to allow you a little bit of insight on whats been going on in the wonderful world of Weaver... and here it ...
Posted by D.C. on Tue, 02 May 2006 01:06:00 PST

Professional Escort

Say my name again, one more time i need some more feeling in it,dont get introcite im the type that can be pleased in a New York minute,Im not a minute man by any means, but im not the Energizer Bunny...
Posted by D.C. on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 11:31:00 PST

One of the best songs I ever wrote...

Somebody catch me... I'm falling... calling... is there anyone out there listening to my plea,why is it that i lend a hand whenever i can but aint nobody around thats helping me,why is that everytime...
Posted by D.C. on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:53:00 PST

M80!

You cant even believe this shit is about to happen,M80 burning up tracks with a new breed of rapping,verbal assault strong like pimp back handing,think of it as a back woods version of bitch slapping...
Posted by D.C. on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 02:14:00 PST