Eyeroll So-Low (Say it with me now!)

FEEL LIKE LAUGHIN? WATCH THIS FUNNY SHITThanks for stoppin by. Make sure u take your shoes off and close the door behind you. I can honestly tell you that if you are a gay man, it'd probably be best if you leave now. I appreciate the flattery, but thats a particularly colored feather I choose NOT to wear in my cap (fitted, that is) Also, if you aren't in the least bit intelligent or open minded, then I guess you can leave too. I try to surround myself with like-minded people . I once tried consorting with those of a less-astute nature, and found it to be a bit boring and repetitive.
Now that the undesirables have departed, it's time you met the real me...
I'm a Pisces (nuff said)so that means that I am a combination of things. But don't rely on my sign to figure me out. Cuz I have tendencies of all the other signs. I'm usually a laidback, easygoing kinda guy and very comfortable in my skin. I am a christian, and am trying to become a bit closer to GOD. It takes a lot to really upset me, so I come across as having a temper. But other than that, I'm a fairly cool person.
I've always prided myself on being able to mesh well with anyone, regardless of their race, religion or creed. But there are some things that irk me. Those things are as follows:
(please note that these things are not set in any level of annoyance)
1. People that assume that someone is ballin because they have a nice car (which to them is a Monte Carlo, Charger or Magnum) Yeah, those are all nice, but aren't they all under $30,000? Then there are those who add letters to the models of these cars (i.e. Chrysler 300C, Charger SRT) but no one actually wonders whether the cars are paid for or not.
2. Rims....why would I spend a couple thousand to enjoy something i have on my car that I can't see? I'm not buying rims for you, so y would I care what you think?
3. People wearing fakes (fake popular shoes) I'M GONNA SAY THIS FOR THE LAST TIME!!! STOP WEARING FAKE SHIT!!! There's no such thing as "Clear" Jordans!!! There were only one pair of clear air forces (Invisible Woman AF1's) If ur gonna wear fakes, be inconspicuous and on the low. This cat came into the barbershop wit sum obvious (good looking) fakes. They were replicas of The Detroit Lion Af1 (with a "D-Town") embroidered on the flank. I decided to see whether I was dealin with a smart hustler or sumone that needed crack money. I asked him what the D-Town was for and he replied "Dodgers" which made me laugh my ass off. Granted they were LA Dodger colors, but the Alternate Jersey colors we see....oh, about every 50 games. Oh, and on that note, When the fuck did this town start belonging to the Dodgers?!
4. Red Monkey Jeans- There are several things wrong with these jeans. First off $500? even if I did buy fakes, i wouldnt want anyone to know i "supposedly" bought sum. Plus I'm seein a lot of cats WALKING the streets wearing them which is puzzling all in itself. y wouldnt u buy a lil bucket instead of sum jeans?
5. Ladies that assume that because a gentleman is smart enough to not have any kids or baby mama drama that something might be wrong with him. What the hell is wrong with marriage. Kids are not accessories!!!
6. Gang-bangers (Give it a rest!) Bangin is silly when you own absolutely nothing on the block you rep (Note: to enterprising gang members who actually own businesses and provide for their families, I salute you!)
7. People that don't want anything better for themselves in life (Get off your ass!)
8. Middle Class people that thumb their nose at the ghetto and Ghetto-Folk that sneer at middle class people. (I love both the hood and the burbs!)
and there are a host of other things I dislike, but i only have one page and u don't have all day! :]