Aaron

I am a Shad farmer as well as the proud owner of a Chinchilla Farm. I have a Chinchilla midwife who assists the mother Chinchillas with the birthing process. I pay her in small, dead fish that I harvest on my shad farm. Sometimes she needs a break, so if you would like to be an assistant Chinchilla midwife and be paid solely in catfish bait, then send me a message. I also enjoy staring directly into eclipses and lighting sparklers using other sparklers. Sometimes, if the mood strikes me, I see how many times I can yell. Send me a message or wink if you would like a stuffed chinchilla.