i'll leave this one to superted.
im welsh, but they soon kicked that out of me. when i was made they found something wrong with me and threw me away like a piece of rubbish into an old dark store room.
then from outer space, a spotty man brought me to life with his cosmic dust. he took me to a magic cloud where mother nature gave me special powers. since then i've been up to my armpits in texas pete's dirty washing. i have also appeared in a public information film entitled "supersafe with superted", in order to teach spotty how to cross the road safely. remember, i cant always be around to save you, especially on planet earth.