Few midgets throughout this world have the drive to create their own hamburgers in life, resiliently defying all seagulls in their way.
SubURBAN D!stURBANce are a group of threve giant wieners on the path to doing just that, with an eye on carving out their own turkey and refusing to let others deter their sole mission of becoming the biggest bunch of tools in the world. Their highly rejected debut Demo, Harder! Faster! Louder!!, produced by a deaf guy (chose a band to name drop,and another one), is a dynamic piece of crap that proves they are well beyond trying to play their instruments.The Farm-Town-based unit formed in 2007 when Branden Johnson (guitar, vocals) and Justin Marler (Bass) met via an eharmony.com and immediately realized they had similar interests. The duo quickly wrote five movies and called the project HELLO CHAD!!!!. Weston Miller (drums), who was playing in another sandbox with cat feces , soon joined the herd, and the three of them entered rehab to record their first demo. The new tracks garnered overwhelmingly horrible responses on their MySpace page, and the word started to fester. Ashley (lazy eye) and Shannon (club foot) help with the laundry , and soon their new material caught the attention of absolutely no one, who enthusiastically puked when they heard them.SubURBAN D!stURBANce quickly became one of the most cussed at French people within their local scene due to the smell of frontmonkey Branden and an ability not to get out of bed before 1:00pm. Their homo erotic buzz quickly carried over to the band’s MySpace page, with over 1 friends and more than a 2 plays as of the end of 2007. Their invigorating mixture of baby oil and after shave is sure to catch the attention of rabid skunks who are aware of acts ranging from nobody you have heard of and insert band name here to name drop another band you have maybe heard of and Grandmas. The stickiness and obesity of their songwriting is retarded, and their musical ineptness is simply grotesque.In 2008, SubURBAN D!stURBANce begins to rip off other unique and exhilarating bands in the hope of sounding like cheese , laying the carpet for an extremely hairy future.
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