Pointed Observations |
Pointed Observations
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.We are born naked, ...
Posted by Wolfgang on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:03:00 PST |
BIG BOOTY CALL |
Booty Call Agreement
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and you serve me breakfast in bed. 2. No meeting in public except for ...
Posted by Wolfgang on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:07:00 PST |
DUH? |
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
About as sharp as a marble. A few clowns short of a circus. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. I wish I had a bl...
Posted by Wolfgang on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:32:00 PST |
Right Now |
RIGHT NOW
Don't wanna wait til tomorrow, Why put it off another day?One more walk through problems,Built up, and stand in our way ,ah One step ahead, one step behind meNow you gotta run to get even Ma...
Posted by Wolfgang on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 08:28:00 PST |
Men Wish Women Knew |
Men wish women knew
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up - put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes we're not think...
Posted by Wolfgang on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 04:40:00 PST |
