KÂªteâ„¢ (Lyssa's English Twin)

About Me

I'm Katie and I am amazing!

One day I shall rule the world.

I have an intelligent, sexy and wonderful boyfriend who makes me very happy.

I'm perfect in everyway.

I have three cats and a dog.

I'm a Capricorn. The best star sign.

I have a daughter. She's more intelligent than you.

My Interests

Sex
Music
Ville Valo
Reading
Watching tv
Sex...
Bubblewrap
Getting drunk
Penguins
Mongooses
World domination

Education 4 AS's in Psychology, Sociology, Law and Business Studies.
Currently studying Psychology, English Language and English Literature AS.

I'd like to meet:

Gir is a sexy cartoon character...

Some real people? Jessicka from JOJ, Bob Geldof, Patrick Wolf, Ville Valo, Trent Reznor, Jake Gyllenhaal, Johnny Depp and... GODZILLA!

Maybe also Pete Wentz so I can fucking kill that emo cunt. DIE! DIE!! DIE!!!

Quotes:

"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot!
The world forgetting, by the world forgot
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."

Twilight:

About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant that part might be - that thirsted for my blood.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

Music:

AFI
Babes in Toyland
Cradle of Filth
Funeral For a Friend
HIM
Hole
Jack Off Jill
Jeff Buckley
Lacuna Coil
Marilyn Manson
My Ruin
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Patrick Wolf
Placebo
Savage Garden
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Snow Patrol
Radiohead
Rammstein
REM
Rob Zombie
The Chemical Brothers
The Cure
The Dresden Dolls
The Prodigy

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland
Battle Royale
Battle Royale II:Requiem
Being John Malkovich
Borat
Cabin Fever
Cruel Intentions
Desperado
Donnie Darko
El Mariachi
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
Heathers
IT
Kill Bill
Little Nicky
Lost Boys
Natural Born Killers
Nightmare Before Christmas
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Saw
Secretary
The Crow
The Exorcist
The Fifth Element
The Ring
Zoolander
28 Days Later

Television:

America's Next Top Model
Black Books
Cow and Chicken
Daria
Futurama
Green Wing
Invader Zim
Jerry Springer.
Lost
Mighty Boosh
Shaman King
Powerpuff Girls
Teen Titans
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Qi

Books:

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
Eve Green - Susan Fletcher
Wise Child - Monica Furlong
Carrie - Stephan King
IT - Stephan King
The Long Walk - Stephan King
Twilight - Stephanie Meyer
New moon - Stephanie Meyer
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Johnny Panic and The Bible of Dreams - Sylvia Plath.
Interview With The Vampire - Anne Rice
The Vampire Lestat - Anne Rice
Queen of the Damned - Anne Rice.
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold.
Battle Royale by Koushun Takami.

Poets Simon Armitage.
William Blake.
Robert Browning.
Carol Ann Duffy.
Sylvia Plath.
Edgar Allen Poe.

Heroes:

Jessicka from Jack Off Jill and Matt are pretty.

Enemies Pete Wentz, Chuckle Brothers, Amy Winehouse

My Blog

Oh oh oh!

Today is Matt and my 2 year anniversary!! I love him very much....
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 04:20:00 PST

Glósóli

So... I got drunk at Joss's house at the weekend and I have such tales to tell :D I was meant to meet up with sexy Matt an hour before we met up with Fiona and Joss but he was 13 minutes late. B...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:04:00 PST

Youre so perfect Id do anything

So like I can't remember what I last wrote a blog on but I think it was Cloverfield. Hmm... On Tuesday I went to college and I was meant to see Mike Stringer but instead saw Mary Waterhouse. Boo! She ...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST

TAG! Youre it!

Here's the deal ...Once you've been tagged, you must write a blog of 10 weird or random facts, habits, and goals about yourself that the person who tagged you doesn't know (or bad luck and other undes...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:36:00 PST

"Do you guys remember a few years back, that guy that would set hobos on fire?"

"I'm just scared because I keep thinking a flaming hobo is going to jump out at us and... " Haha Cloverfield was good =D The monster was well wierd though... It was like the offspring of Godzilla and ...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:40:00 PST

ARGGGGGHHHHH ARRGGGGHHHH!

This is going to end up being some long annoyed rant about things. Firstly. I hate facebook. I depise facebook. Facebook is satan. Facebook hates my computer so much and I don't know why. Is it ...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:42:00 PST

Wonderful electric

So it's been a while since I've written a blog. I can't remember quite when but I think it was sometime before my birthday. WOOOOOOO! I'm 18. Which is like so old. Sophie asked if I felt any di...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 09:51:00 PST

Heaven’s ablaze in our eyes

OH MY FREAKING GOD! Today the present Scott got me from my Birthday/Christmas arrived! The limited edition HIM leather jacket. Oh my it is SO FUCKING SEXY. Thank you Scott :D When I saw it I think I ...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:30:00 PST

You put me in the magic position

Eurgh. People really piss me off at times. Anyway if we ignore that people are gay fuckers I had a good day. I went out today with Dorsey, Joss, Danny, Neeraj and Chris. It was loads of fun. Dorsey h...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 02:44:00 PST

Running from the hounds of love

Matt took me to the cinema today. We saw Beowulf. It was a really good film but the best bit? We saw the 3D version and got some uber-cool 3D glasses. Matt looked so sexy! A really big (but slightly s...
Posted by Kªte" (Lyssa's English Twin) on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST