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Colbert4President

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About Me

I'm running for president!


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I'd like to meet:

I would really enjoy meeting with the other candidates for a nice, civilized conversation (or heated debate, whichever gets higher ratings). I might point out, though, that I am the only candidate running on the American ticket, not the crazy left-wing liberal Democratic ticket like Hillary Clinton (her book never even made #1 on the NY Times bestseller list like mine did) or the crazy ultra-conservative right-wing Republican ticket like Rudy Gulliani (he doesn't even have his own Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor).I would also enjoy meeting Niel Armstrong, because the road to the White House is a lot like going to the moon.

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Don't Vote Obama

Well well well.... look who's next on the topic list. If it isn't my old buddy Obama. I mean sure he's a good candidate, cares about the country. A great choice. If any of you read his book, called "D...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 02:01:00 GMT

Vote for Stephen Colbert !!

A vote for me, is a vote for America.  You want to vote American, don't you?
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:21:00 GMT

Dont vote for Fred Thompson!

The guys biggest ad is for border control. BORDER CONTROL!!!! Does he not realize the only issue people care about right now is about this little iddy biddy war in iraq!? Does he even know about the w...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:50:00 GMT

VOTE AMERICAN!

Remember the idea here; VOTE AMERICAN!  Vote for Stephan Colbert in 2008!
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:20:00 GMT

Dont vote for Hillary Clinton

You really want a woman president?  Really?  That's not very American now, is it? Her book, "It Takes A Village" didn't even hold number 1 on the New York Times bestseller list for very lon...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Dont vote for John Edwards

John Edwards?  The guy has two first names.  That's gotta be really confusing as a child.  Poor guy.  Two first names, and two failed attempts as the head cheese.  Does anybod...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:20:00 GMT

Don’t vote for Dennis Kucinich

Who?  There's really a guy running for president named Dennis Kucinich?  Vote for Stephan Colbert.
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:20:00 GMT

Dont vote for Mitt Romney

Don't vote for Mitt!  Besides, when he loses, he can always buy the country anyway!  Remember to vote American.  Vote for Stephan Colbert in 2008!
Posted by on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 04:20:00 GMT

Don’t vote for John McCain

This guy looks like he's ready to burst a blood vessel.  Should we really put this  heart-attack time bomb behind the button?  Sure he got a little acting in Wedding Crashers, but that'...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:20:00 GMT

Vote American!

The only intelligent decision you can make the entire year in 2008.  A vote for Stephan Colbert is a vote for America.  Vote American.  Vote for Stephan Colbert in 2008.
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 04:20:00 GMT