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About Me

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.FUCK IT I GOT DELETED FOR THE FIRST TIME..BEEN ON HERE FOR OVER 2 YEARS!!..PLEASE RE-ADD ME!..AKA HE'S BEEN GUZZLING THE FORMALDEHYDE AGAIN... ..
..BY GOD, I'M AN ATHEIST. " IT'S OFFICIAL, I AM A SICK FUCK " "prepare to go in to the mind of the perverse and the demented..." ....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcGhvdG9idWNrZXQuY2 9t" target="_blank"Two necrophiliacs are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle." "What, " the other asks, "green?"."No, " says the first," a bit sour."

My Blog

stupied cunts

I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 14:57:00 GMT

swearing at work

..> Swearing at WorkDear Employees:It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation w...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:34:00 GMT

bird watchers

Three bird watchers are talking in a pub. The first man says, "I call my wife 'Dove' as she is small and petite". The second man says, "I call mine 'Flamingo' as she is tall and slender". The third ma...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:06:00 GMT

nerd underwear

Nerd UnderwearMight need to hack into these if the female won't cooperate  
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 15:55:00 GMT

SEX IS STUPID

Sex From Encyclopedia Of Stupid   --> --> This woman just had sex. But not with you. Sex is stupid. Sex is a painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his p...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:34:00 GMT

SUPRISE SEX IS STUPID

Surprise Sex is stupid. Surprise sex is a physical display of affection toward another person in a manner unexpected by the other party. The element of surprise is often maintained by the use of subs...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:32:00 GMT

FETISHES ARE STUPID

Fetishes are stupid. Now more than something at children's parties! A History of Fetishes Somewhere along the line of human evolution, someone decided that the usual combinations of breasts/vagina...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:29:00 GMT

MY SPACE IS STUPED

. Myspace is stupid. Myspace is a social networking website created for preteens and teens as a way to further isolate themselves from their parents and sexualize themselves more quickly. Myspace a...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:25:00 GMT

CHRISTMAS IS STUPED

Christmas is stupid. Christmas is a pagan holiday that began sometime before 1975 when the Druids, who worshipped trees, decided that they needed a festival to celebrate the winter solstice that woul...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 08:24:00 GMT

THE SPORTS MAN’S DOUBLE

..> I pulled an older woman at a club last night.She was a right sort for 54, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter, 3-som...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:19:00 GMT