<;++ 10 REASONS TO DATE A SOCCER PLAYER ++ 1. they have the right touch 2. they are used to scoring 3. they can go in soft or hard 4. they make you scream for more 5. sweating is no problem 6. skill is definite 7. they..ll play anytime and anywhere 8. they can go 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions 9. kicking ass is the same as smacking it 10. they are always on top ..