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El Sambo

Il be in my pub.... dont touch me when im sleeping

About Me

im in France repping for a shit ski company but i get to bord LOTSI enjoy wearing shortsI will own a Hillman Imp.

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

pissed, cleverly challenged, 5 foot 11 inch and a half person with left foot slightly bigger than the right and the right leg slightly longer than the left for good times walks in country side, shopping visiting Asda maybe moreSHAMFUCKINGPOOBEATING HEART BABY (Head Automatica)

Music:

the who, international noise conspiricy, radiohead, blur, tenasious d, jeff buckley, damion rice, the little flames, the music, ozzy, Maximo Park, goldfrapp, sabath, ACDC, badly drawn boy, boy called roy, richard ashcroft, RHCP, public image ltd, Muse, lighning seeds, james, the wonderstuff, the cribs, reel big fish, super furry animals, GLC, A, Sick of it all, supergrass,Flogging molly, the ordinary boys, the zutons, wilt, goldfinger, ultravox, mad caddies, franz, morressy, JJ72, wedding present, dropkicks, placebo, kings of leon, blue oyster cult, Cure, fall, Arctic Monkeys, Boy Kill Boy, Brdes of destruction, kasabian, B R M C, I am Kloot, April Wine, Bloc party, Art Brut, doves, daybreak, easyworld, saves the day, Stone roses, Coxon, Blur, Nine Black alps, pixies, subtile, pet shop boys, Interpol, Foos, Q O S A, Kinks, NoFX, Iggy, Libertines, 10,000 things, elec 6, feeder, gomez, verve, Go Team, Futureheads, jam, weller, clash, colleseum, magazine, yourcodenameismylo,happy mondays, cabaret voltaire,JOHN COOPER CLARKE, ian dury, clock DVA, james brown, wire,ape drape escape, pink grease,the specials,joy division, mc pitman, jackie wilson, magazine, buzzcocks, sex pistols, romones, clash, human league, white noise,devo, tourists, THE, treehouse, screaming mimi, t rex, rezillos, the fall, gradmaster flash, the seeds, cardigans, the arcade fire, echo and the bunnymen, hives, rakes, manson, incubus, white stripes, ay anything, Brand New, Def Lepard, dogs die in hot cars, Kings have long arms, brittish sea power, we are sceintists, s o a d, Lostprophets

Movies:

mostly comedy, drama or the other one wich is informative with out being a documentary dont like horror too much apart from creep and saw only brittish horror, hate things with stupid endings like the ring, the makers of that crap can lick my ring.

Television:

corrie, early stages of x factor remind me of me!, spoons but not last wekk it was crap, bottom, the sketch show, the fast show,
You're Brigitte Bardot!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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Books:


You are Peter!!!

What Family Guy Character are you?
brought to you by Quizillathe ocasional magazine not a book person or they do burn very well and come in handy if you are making something for example a paper areoplane, or origami house or a fire.
Mohawk...You have a very rebelious side and somehow
you need to show you're a little different.
Maybe you should try a shocking Mohawk of sorts
if you don't already have one

What hair should you try?
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Heroes:

Sooty, not sweep hes a cock sucking fucker
Which Finding Nemo Character Are You?
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Name: Sammy J
Birthdate: 160287
Birthplace: Crawley
Current Location: Sheffield
Eye Color: Blue-grey
Hair Color: Brooon
Height: 5-10
Weight: 8 st 6
Piercings: -
Tatoos: -
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: -
Overused Phraze: All
FAVORITES
Food: Grenola
Candy: Eccles Cake
Number: 13
Color: B R Green
Animal: Kitten
Drink: Amstel
Alcohol Drink: Amstel
Bagel: Raisin
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Penis
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Hug
Dog or Cat:
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: loney
YOUR...
Bedtime: When i Fall
Most Missed Memory: Ayrton Senna
Best phyiscal feature: the Section of shaved leg
First Thought Waking Up: go Back to Sleep
Goal for this year: Pass Snowboard Instructors
Best Friends: Leo
Weakness: Women
Fears: Women
Heritage:
Longest relationship: 5months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: y
Ever Smoked: y
Pot: y
Ever been Drunk: y
Ever been beaten up: n
Ever beaten someone up: n
Ever Shoplifted: n
Ever Skinny Dipped: n
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: y
Been Dumped Lately: n
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: dark red
Short or Long: long
Height: -5-9
Style: Funky
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: doesnt matter
Muscular or Really Skinny: doesnt matter
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: lot
What country do you want to Visit: japan
How do you want to Die: in style
Been to the Mall Lately: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Get along with your Parents: y
Health Freak: n
Believe in Yourself: y
Want to go to College: y
Do you Smoke: y
Do you Drink: y
Shower Daily: y
Been in Love: dont no
Do you Sing: y
Want to get Married: y
Do you want Children: eliza
Have your future kids names planned out: y
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 43
Hate anyone: Robert Pires, Die Fucker
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