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right as payne

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am so cool that you cannot "fathom" my coolness ever, just because i am sooo cool. If you ever want to question my coolness with an essay, or hatemail, or good old talking I only say one thing: go to my email thing and send da stuff to my email ....thing.If me being cool is not cool enough information for you to resist my awesomeness I will give you some reasoning. I got long hair, this hair is sooo long that it isnt in style-fashion aNYWHERE. I make fun of most girls with their wimpy ass hair that isnt as long as my cool hair. and the girls goto cry in the GIRLS bathroom while i laugh at ehir tears of losing to number one (THATS ME)you might say that this guy is total materail for number one dick on this planet but, I am going to cut off this cool hair eventually so not only am i cool but then i am goood person cool. You might say how are you cool without any awesome hair left, and then I'll say "whats a hair?"so see my plan is foolproof that its awesome, i bet you cant beat my plan with your plan. I bet you money.now for the basics:I am a gemini, which means I am DY-NO_miteI go to school, how about you?I have aim, so drop me a line at: admiral kill....shit son all of the previous prose has been proven irrelvant by some motherfuck with the alias of haircut.

My Interests

Computer games, Video Games, Board Games, THE GAME, DOing all of the hw, doin' stuff, personas mas interesantes, minimalism and materialism.

I'd like to meet:

the one and only man... and this one mackity be wai good at miming it up fer shiznit

Music:

I like amost everything, except for all this new age country shit. I mean seriously people, you are a species going into extinction. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS COWBOYS ANYMORE. everything is owned by corporations, MAN. hell there are barely any farmers left anymore either. and to prove my point I will now tell to you to the read this awesome book called fast food nation. so get with the 21st century not this crap trying to have a purpose in the 21st century. listen to anything besid es country, please. I have also noticed the carbonated water is by far the most underated jam band on planet earth. If you have a chance, take a listen. Rock n Roll Adventure Kids. The Advantage. Sleepetyme.

Movies:

cinema paradiso, SOAP(obviously), toshiro mifune, any which way but loose, taxi driver, shadows, francis ford coppola, DIEHARD,LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, pre-ladykillers cohen brothers plus lil som som known as no country for old men, brother from another planet, mr. t, infernal affairs, the point, ingmar bergman, repo men, jack nicolson, boyz N da hood, BUUUUUUBBAAAA MOTHER FUUUUUCKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINaaaaa HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTEPAH!, wings of honneamise, clint eastwood, voicemail, cellular, crank, joes apartment, christopher guest, lobsterman from mars, forest whitaker, drop dead gorgeous, leslie nielsen, the natural (best sound track in the history of cinema), wizards, audrey hepburn, battle for algiers, ving rhames, o lucky man, sergio leon, attack of the killer tomatoes, the dirty dozen, american graffiti, bruce campbell, the pianist, blade runner, POP EYE, darren aronofsky, charles kaffman, children of men ;), jim jarmusch, city of god, hayao miyazaki,rock and roll highschool, akira kurosawa, the revolution will not be televised, jean-pierre jeunet, the last waltz, z

Television:

Adult Swim(williams street), The Muppet Show, Twin Peaks, Monty Python's Flying Circus,Twilight Zone Seinfeld, The Office(BBC u beezie), Miami Vice, Have Gun-Will Travel, The Simpsons(old episodes), A-Team, Freaks and Geeks, who wants to be a millionaire (because they look funny), Gene Roddenburry, Excel Saga, Fishing With Jon, Red Dwarf, Mystery Science Theatre 3k, Rocky and the Bullwinkle, The Wire, Coach John McGurk

Books:

Fast Food Nation, Orson scottie card, The Count Of Monte Cristo, SNOWCRASH, Steven Ambrose and other awesome non-fiction, Frank Millers work especially Sin City, jose sacco, Bourne Identity(fuck matt damon), Bukowski's pulp (one of my favorite books of all time), earth abides = best post-apocalyptic book ever, old timely science fiction writers like Hienlan, Asimov, pKAYDIICK, and Bradburry, Tollboth de la phantom, and last and most definitly least would be the complete works of richard scary

Heroes:

JOHN PALMER/Cooper/Freeway/Andre Hicks/William Kentridge/Maddox/Don from RoundTable/Ki Gendeng Pamungkas/Kansas City King/Edith Delgado/Umberto Billo/Jeremiah Cass/Matthew Lesko/Lance Palmer/Al BooBoo/James Coldwell/Dr. Kawashima/Zach Hample/Snoopy/Victor Lustig/Jeff Sitar/Carlos Hatchcock/Kevin Rose/Al Yeganeh/Don LaFountaine/Charles Moore/Furl/Marc Laidlaw/Joe Murray/Jack Hall/Carlos "The Jackal"/James Rosenquist/Stanislav Petrov/Fabby Davis Jr./Emmanunel Constant/Skeletor/Sean Baby/Pablo Escobar/Max Goldberg/Otto Skorzeny/Pill Clinton/Chris Metzen/Florian Schneider and Ralf Hütter/Major David H. Hackworth/"Terrible" Terry Tate/Yakov Pavlov/Mr. Creith/Ronald Dregan/Zach Wiener/Craig Newmark/Alexander Ponamorenko/Dani Permedi/Harlem Globetrotters/Richard the busdriver, he drives the 20 that goes to occidental and back to santa rosa. take it if you want adventure to the max./ZINEDINE ZIDANE/ E.L. Kersten/Phillip Kerkhof/Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert/Cevat Yerli/Mac Dre/Buckminster Fueller/Dave LAChapelle /AskANinja.com peeps/David Johnson/Steven Petrosino/Baruch Goldstein/Simon Francis Jobson/Sam Lake/Semaj Booker/Huey Long/Scott Adams/Thizzelle Washington/Mohhamed Jaisman Ibriham/Margie Steiner/Gabe Newell/Samantha Larson/Gavrilo Princip/Christopher Montgomery/Roy Pearson/Buster Martin/Moohammed I E

My Blog

i hate essays

bitches n hoes aint got  nothing on prose....
Posted by right as payne on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:10:00 PST

gatos gatos gatos

gatos gatos gatos,  tienen siestas y fiestas, gatos gatos gatos, viviando en la noche, gatos gatos gatos, muriendo en el salon, gatos gatos gatos,no tienen fuerte pero tienen mucho suerte,gatos g...
Posted by right as payne on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

sincerity

ugh. i felt bad. mr. krieth saw me and observed said sadness  and then offered me candy. i took the biggest piece. he then called me a greedy son of a bitch, patted my back, and walked away laugh...
Posted by right as payne on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Euuugh

Im so jealous! in that crazy fung fu movie heroe all them hott peeps have crazy sexalicious hair. i wish that i was asain like a motherfucker.euuuugh. yeah and it be hella lame. I predicted that I wou...
Posted by right as payne on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:50:00 PST

inticing

For those of you that did not know, the nintendo Wii and the new 007 are rocking the 17th of November similtaneously.i might just have to bust  a nut...
Posted by right as payne on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

para mi amigo de el secreto!!!!!!!!

YOU are the greatest SP in the whole wide world for realz. oh and btw,  that shirt is the awesomest....
Posted by right as payne on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:57:00 PST

importante maximo

so, anyone else notice that somehow the man has impregnated our holy land of analy with fattie grapes.  i d k but i thought there was some law against having a winery school.be fore you know you ...
Posted by right as payne on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 06:51:00 PST

WINDASAUR!!!

so windsor is an okay town i guess. It had a cool building called the Thiessen building. kinda like the THizzin' building cept with a sweedish accent. besides that building there was a famers market t...
Posted by right as payne on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:07:00 PST

you knew you knew

everybody knows that the best invention since sliced bread was toast hands down....
Posted by right as payne on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:16:00 PST

so yeah...

ok ok ok.....i now do that thing where each letter of my name is a word...so yeah S- Sexy A-Ass M-Mofo sorry folks, thats as deep as it gets for this blog...
Posted by right as payne on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST