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Garrett

He not bust being born is busy dying.

About Me

Darkness at the break of noon shadows even the silver spoon. The handmade blade, the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moon. To understand you know too soon there is no sense in trying.Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn. Suicide remarks are torn. From the fool's gold mouthpiece, the hollow horn plays wasted words. Proves to warn, that he not busy being born is busy dying.Temptation's page flies out the door. You follow, find yourself at war. Watch waterfalls of pity roar. You feel to moan but unlike before, you discover that you'd just be one more person crying.So don't fear if you hear a foreign sound to your ear. It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing.As some warn victory, some downfall. Private reasons great or small can be seen in the eyes of those that call. To make all that should be killed to crawl. While others say don't hate nothing at all except hatred.Disillusioned words like bullets bark, as human gods aim for their mark. Made everything from toy guns that spark to flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark. It's easy to see without looking too far that not much is really sacred.While preachers preach of evil fates. Teachers teach that knowledge waits. Can lead to hundred-dollar plates. Goodness hides behind its gates, but even the president of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.An' though the rules of the road have been lodged. It's only people's games that you got to dodge. And it's alright, Ma, I can make it.Advertising signs that con you into thinking you're the one that can do what's never been done, that can win what's never been won; meantime life outside goes on all around you.You lose yourself, you reappear. You suddenly find you got nothing to fear. Alone you stand with nobody near. When a trembling distant voice, unclear startles your sleeping ears to hear that somebody thinks they really found you.A question in your nerves is lit. Yet you know there is no answer fit to satisfy, insure you not to quit. To keep it in your mind and not forget. That it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to.Although the masters make the rules, for the wise men and the fools. I got nothing, Ma, to live up to.For them that must obey authority that they do not respect in any degree. Who despise their jobs, their destinies speak jealously of them that are free. Cultivate their flowers to be nothing more than something they invest in.While some on principles baptized to strict party platform ties. Social clubs in drag disguise, outsiders they can freely criticize. Tell nothing except who to idolize and then say God bless him.While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir. Bent out of shape from society's pliers cares not to come up any higher. But rather get you down in the hole that he's in.But I mean no harm nor put fault on anyone that lives in a vault. But it's alright, Ma, if I can't please him.Old lady judges watch people in pairs. Limited in sex, they dare to push fake morals, insult and stare. While money doesn't talk, it swears. Obscenity, who really cares. Propaganda, all is phony.While them that defend what they cannot see. With a killer's pride, security. It blows the minds most bitterly for them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally. Life sometimes must get lonely.My eyes collide head-on with stuffed graveyards. False gods, I scuff at pettiness which plays so rough. Walk upside-down inside handcuffs. Kick my legs to crash it off. Say okay, I have had enough. What else can you show me?And if my thought-dreams could be seen. They'd probably put my head in a guillotine. But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only.

My Interests

Surf or Fish as much as possible; Soccer every Saturday and Sunday; Concerts at the Executive Surf Club, Luckenbach and Gruene Hall.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to buy my wares...

Music:

Guy Forsyth, Walt Wilkins, Bob Schneider, Nathan Hamilton & No Deal, Reckless Kelly, Todd Snider, Old 97's, Brandon Rhyder, Houston Marchman, AC/DC, Keller Williams, Rage Against The Machine, Neil Young, Monte Montgomery, Jack Johnson, Stephen Stills and...

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, Secondhand Lions, Thank You For Smoking, Last of the Mohicans, Awakenings, Super Troopers, Lost In Yonkers, Top Gun, Good Fellas, In God's Hands, We Were Soldiers, Zoolander, Murder In The First, MST3K:The Final Sacrifice, Rudy, Field of Dreams, Multiplicity, Heat, The Jerk, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Big Fish, Blow, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, Mr. Mom, Black Hawk Down, Boiler Room, Rounders, Mystery Alaska...

Television:

I watch...Scrubs, Family Guy, How I Met Your Mother, Trauma: Life In The ER, LOST, and lots and lots of Soccer (even in spanish)

Books:

You know...I haven't read something that wasn't a nursing textbook in years. I think the last book I read and enjoyed was The Vampire Lestat.

Heroes:

My Father...and My Grandfather...

My Blog

Land of the Taxpayers

It feels altogether odd having bought a house.  A little nauseating that my debt is now 6 figures long.  Frustrating about all the new worries that came with owning something this important....
Posted by Garrett on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:28:00 PST

Voice of God Revealed To Be Dick Cheney On Intercom

WASHINGTON, DCTelephone logs recorded by the National Security Agency and obtained by Congress as part of an ongoing investigation suggest that the vice president may have used the Oval Office interc...
Posted by Garrett on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:54:00 PST

White House Had Prior Knowledge of Cheney Threat

WASHINGTON, DCGovernment documents declassified today reveal that President Bush was briefed last summer of "a substantial risk" that Vice President Dick Cheney would shoot an elderly male in the fac...
Posted by Garrett on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:53:00 PST

Wonder Drug Inspires Deep, Unwavering Love of Pharmaceutical Company

  NEW YORKThe Food and Drug Administration today approved the sale of the drug PharmAmorin, a prescription tablet developed by Pfizer to treat chronic distrust of large prescription-drug manufac...
Posted by Garrett on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

Horoscopes...a "my blog" first !!!

Aries March 21 - April 19 It's no wonder people find your life story a little hard to believe. Certainly you must have done something besides "on with the pants, off with the pants." Taurus April 2...
Posted by Garrett on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:54:00 PST

Mischievous Racoon Wreaks Havoc On International Space Station

MOSCOWOrbiting the earth aboard the International Space Station, Expedition 9 scientists were chagrined to report a bevy of equipment and supply problems stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive ...
Posted by Garrett on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:51:00 PST

Hamster Thrown From Remote Control Monster Truck

MILTON, MATragedy was narrowly averted in the Bourke household Monday, when Harry, the family's pet hamster, was violently thrown from the 4" by 4" payload of a toy Ford F-350 monster truck. Enlarg...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 06:24:00 PST

Supreme Court Cock-Blocks Iowa Man

WASHINGTON, DCBy an 8-1 decision, the U.S. Supreme Court cock-blocked Des Moines, IA, bar patron Jon Carmody Friday, severely curtailing his power to score with fellow bar-goer Megan Navarre. "Carmod...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 06:22:00 PST

Bush Nominates First-Trimester Fetus To Supreme Court

WASHINGTON, DCIn a press conference Monday, President Bush named a 72-day-old gestating fetus as his nominee to fill the Supreme Court seat that opened following the death of Chief Justice William Re...
Posted by Garrett on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 06:17:00 PST

Area Man Training for TV Marathon

SHELTON, CTEver since Alex Bryce was a boy, he has dreamed of participating in a TV marathon. Now, at age 26, he is days from making that dream a reality. Enlarge Image Alex Bryce, 26, in the mids...
Posted by Garrett on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 06:32:00 PST