True Nelson Martinez FACTS you didnt know about Me!! 90-100 |
91. If you work in an office with Nelson Martinez, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch. 92. Nelson Martinez is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, "But Ne...
Posted by rum & coke on Tue, 09 May 2006 09:23:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS you didnt know about Me! 81-90 |
81. Nelson Martinez can blow bubbles with beef jerky. 82. Nelson Martinez does, in fact, live in a round house. 83. If you were somehow able to land a punch on Nelson Martinez your entire arm would...
Posted by rum & coke on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS that you didnt know about Me!!!! 71-80 |
71. Nelson Martinez built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Nelson met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of s...
Posted by rum & coke on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS you didnt know about Me!! 61-70 |
61. Nelson Martinez does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold. 62. Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Nelson Martinez because "The Sum of All Fears" is th...
Posted by rum & coke on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:23:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS you didnt know about Me!! 51-60 |
51. Once you go Nelson Martinez, Women are physically Incapable to go back. 52. As a teen, Nelson Martinez had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later ...
Posted by rum & coke on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:16:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS that you didnt know about Me!!!! 40-50 |
41. Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Nelson Martinez to go around. 42. Nelson Martinez doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Nelson Mar...
Posted by rum & coke on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS that you didnt know about Me!!!! 31-40 |
31. The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Nelson Martinez has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. 32. Nelson Martinez doesn't read books. He k...
Posted by rum & coke on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 04:03:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS that you didnt know about Me!!!! 21-30 |
21. Nelson Martinez doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. 22. Nelson Martinez once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Ban...
Posted by rum & coke on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:47:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS that you didnt know about Me!!!! .10-20 |
11. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Nelson Martinez, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else h...
Posted by rum & coke on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST |
True Nelson Martinez FACTS that you didnt know about Me!!!! .1-10 |
1. Nelson Martinez' tears cure cancer. Too bad i have never cried. 2. Nelson Martinez does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Nelson Martinez goes killing. 3. Nelso...
Posted by rum & coke on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:20:00 PST |
