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Jona

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

So yeah, basically if I haven't met you in real life then I probably won't bother talking to you on here. If I have met you in real life then you probably know what I'm like already. So yeah, there we go...hello..

My Blog

New Monster Munch

Has anyone seen the new monster much packaging? It is fucking rubbish!Old (perfection):As well as a beautifully simple design, you also got statistics of the particular monster on the back.New (artist...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Celebrity Fish

Big Mouth Billy BassWho: Singing fish. Can sing two songs, Don't Worry Be Happy, and Take Me To The River.Special Skills: AnnoyingFish Rating: 4/10Muddy Mudskipper (Ren and Stimpy)Who: Presents o...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 13:36:00 GMT

2006

Hello Friends. There has been a lot of talk at the moment (as there always is around this time) of the coming of the New Year. Two Thousand. And Six. Many choose this time to reflex on all theyv...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 18:22:00 GMT

Why The Simpsons is better than Family Guy

1) The animation is better 2) It has every single kind of joke in it, where as family guy only has pop-culture references and sillyness 3) The characters are more interesting and layered, where as the...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 10:38:00 GMT

Things people say that get my goat!!

People who talk in acronyms The sort of people who actually say ASAP and AFD. AFD is a particularly annoying one, as nine times out of ten, the person who is being spoken too wont know what it...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 09:51:00 GMT

The Puzzling Tale of The Son Who Lost His Face

The Puzzling Tale of The Son Who Lost His Face By J.B.Rottersly Ring Ring, Said Phone. Hello, Said Mother. Whoever is that? Hello Mother, Said Son. Its me, your son. Im sorry t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 05:10:00 GMT

Find out a little about me

How many....cakes can you eat on a wednesday?5 on a good daytimes do you wonder 'If'?Octombry the eigthithesistWhat is.....your nose doing up there?Minding its own biz bozCREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET P...
Posted by on Mon, 09 May 2005 10:37:00 GMT

Leenewell (one word) can eat my shit

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jonathan David Melton the fifth duke of CantersBirthday:Octombry the eigthithesistBirthplace:BrentfordCurrent Location:SLOUGHINGTONEye Color:Dunno, cant see the...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Apr 2005 14:42:00 GMT

Jonathan Melton Presents: Why I love Toast

Toast is great. There now follows the top five reasons why I love Toast: 5. Everyone likes Toast Toast is a snack that everyone can enjoy. At any point in life, someone can say 'lets have some T...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jan 2005 01:01:00 GMT

Work was good today

Yep
Posted by on Sun, 17 Oct 2004 15:33:00 GMT