Me At My Finest...:
Self Loathing
What do you hate about yourself? I can't get fat D_:
What do you think people say about you when your not around? "OMGWTF WHUR IZ MIEK???"
Who do you think would go to your funeral? Superman
Of those people, who would be sincere? ... umm... shit
What's the worst thing anyone's ever said to you? "no"
What part of your life would you like to forget? The parts I forgot to forget :D
What would you change about yourself? I'd make myself a fat black jewish midget
What makes you unhappy? Death
Confidence and Egoism
What's your best physical feature? No guy takes this and DOESN'T say "penis"
What's your best personality trait? You can never make me mad
What makes someone fall in love with you? Dunno, never asked
What is the opposite sex usually attracted to with you? I'm tall, and my eyebrows are totally rad
What is your favorite compliment? They're all nice
What's the best compliment anyone has ever given you? Been called perfect a couple times, can't beat that
Who/what makes you feel good about yourself? Saving teh aminalz
What makes you truly happy? Sleep
Daily Tedium
How long does it take to get out of bed after waking up? 1000000+ hours
If it takes longer than 1 minute, what do you do? Lay there longer? ha
What do you think about in the shower? Water
What is usually the first or last thing you eat? Noodles
Who is most often in your thoughts throughout the day? Emily, and Swedish babes
How often do you think about sex at work, or with a co-worker? When do I NOT think about sex?
Do you space out while driving? Nopers, don't drive much
What's the most tedious thing you do in a day? Blink
Adoration and Friendship
What makes someone a good friend? Buying drinks?
How do you treat your friends? Indentured servants
Have you ever been friends with someone you didn't really like? Nope
What would your friends say about you? "He's nicer than he lets you think"
What makes you fall in love? Boobs, nerds..... mostly boobs
What makes someone fall in love with you? Didn't we already go over this?
Are you lonliest when your single or in a relationship? I don't get lonely
What is your favorite part of the opposite sex? It's between boobs and height
Senseless Media
What is your favorite television show? Conan's pretty funny
What is your favorite movie? Groundhog Day
What is your favorite Actor/Actress? Bill Murray
What is your favorite artists/band? Freedom Call
What is your favorite song? Metallica - Hero of the Day
What is your favorite type of media? Games
What, if any, art or literature do you enjoy? Anything that astronomically blows my mind
What is your stance on politics? Laying down
Technologically Evolved
What is your favorite item of Technology? Breast implants
What inventions do you favor? Bigger breast implants
Which inventions do you criticize? Breast... reduction?
When the power goes out, what do you do? Play cards
If you didn't have a car, how would you get from A to B? I don't have a car
What do you do when you forget your cell phone? My phone's fried D:
How often do you use technology to communicate with others instead of face to face interation? Constantly
Is technology improving our lives or creating a depence on society? Don't know, don't care
Sinning and Grinning
What is your favorite sin and why? Luuuuuuuust
How many people have you slept with? Like 9?
How many drugs have you taken? 6?
Whats the worst lie you ever told? "I love you"
Whats the best lie you ever told? ..."I love you" ha
If you were offered a million dollars to do something you normally would never do, would money really make a difference in your decision? Pssh, yeah
What makes you envious? Short guys with tall girls
What is your least favorite sin and why? Wrath, anger is for children
Looking Deep Within
Your biggest failure? Not making a move on Emily
Your biggest dissappointed? " "
Your biggest fears? Underwater ninja tigers made out of chainsaws
When are you at your worst? When I'm awake
What can you never say no to? Babes?
What makes you hurt people? I don't
What hurts you? Mercilessness
What made you take this survey? Boooooored
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things I enjoy: working for the man, stepping on the little guy, conformity.
things I don't enjoy: pessimists, life sucks for plenty of people, suck it up and smile you stupid douches
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!
The Muppet Personality Test
Your Birthdate: September 22
You tend to be understated and under appreciated.
You have a hidden force to do amazing things, doing them your own way.
People may see you as strange and shy, but they know little.
Your unconventional ways have more power than they (and even you) know.
Your strength: Standing up for what you know is true
Your weakness: You tend to be picky and rigid
Your power color: Silver
Your power symbol: Square
Your power month: April
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?haha, I love how there's 6 billion people in the world, and they have everyone narrowed down to 365 different types. I guess that makes me one of the 0.00000006083% that actually gets affected by it :D
