Petit Diamant Précieux

Aren't you the girl in that dumb tv commercial?
No, I'm her brother.
I'm gonna tell my friends about you.
What do you mean by that? What friends?
I have friends and they have money.
What does money have to do with anything?
Certainly you must realize that you have a market value.
Market...?
Yeah. A little blonde who breakdances and sucks cock.
I see.
We can make 5 grand a week easy of your assssssss....
You think so?
I know so.
What's Happenin'? What's Up?
So fuck it, Hop in the bucket and haul ass...
Haters mad cuz their tv's don't pop out y'all dash.
If I head to the trunk, we done with all that.
I'm about to grab a bed and spread y'all asssss...
Yeah you like my outfit - don't even fake the deal.
I thought you said you had your girl on the light bill.
Always in my face - talkin' this and that.
Girl i had to buy some rims for the cadillac.
You ride clean but your gas tank is on E.
Please step it out - aint got no decent shoes on your feet.
That's just the meter broke - you don't know what you talkin' 'bout.
Anyways them new jordans bout to come out.
Hate to see you in a club - your moppin' with a mug.
No one dancin' round but your boy - You're nothin' but a scrub.
But he was with me - that's when you hated.
Cuz when i got up on your friend - you damn near fainted.
I sure did and your face drankin' on the yak.
Mouth full of gold - But yo ass need some tic-tacs.
Whatchyu need some gum? Breathalizer er somethin'.
Whatcyu lookin' at? I don't want yo phone number.
Please, whatever.
I'm really into astrology or just trying to smoke some weed.
I don't like it easy. I don't like it the straight way.
I fly by ya in a foreign whip
on the throttle wit a model bony bitch
Pair of phony tits
her hair is long and shit
to her thong and shit
Well here we go so hold on to this, uh lets go