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The Notorious J.A.G aka Da Pimp Handed Bandit

Nah, it's cool. I'm fully aware that Im a sexy bitch!!

About Me

I'm a laid back chill kinda fellow, who's down for whatever, whenever with who ever. Some people say I fuck around too much and never take life seriously. I say quit being such an ANAL BITCH...Bitch. i like to travel a lot and meet new peeps as a means to educate myself on cultures and ways of life that otherwise I would not be privy to. Try everything once I say and if doesnt work out the way you planned ...punch the person who suggested it in the first place. Say Word.

My Interests

I took all of these pictures. 2nd trip overseas, April 2005.

I'd like to meet:

Those who have a sense of humor. When I say sense I really mean those who are able to laugh at themselves. Not to mention take a joke just as good as they can dish it. Hypocrites are welcome too...just know if I raise my Pimp Hand...THAT MEANS RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!
Also all the peoples from the 9-5 and those who can have intelligent convos about music, the music industry, politics.

Music:

Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

My first true love is with Hip-Hop. From day one its been my release from the world. Here's my list: Spoonie Gee, kOOL G RAP, Melly Mel, Run DMC, Sugar Hill Gang, Treacherous Three, Digital Underground, Common Sense(before yall knew him as Common),World Class Wreckin Crew,EPMD, Naughty By Nature, KRS-1, De La Soul, A Tribe Called Quest, Leaders of the New School, Wu Tang Clan, Fu Schnickens, Notorious B.I.G. (the greatest of all time), Nice N' Smooth, Snoop, Dre, Lady Of Rage, MC Lyte, Lighter Shade of Brown, A.B., Biz Markie, Slick Rick and the entire BDP crew, all the way down to Jay Z, Timbaland, Ye West and the list goes on and on til the break of dawn. But dont frown I GOTS MAD CWAZY LOVE FOR MOTOWN. Yes, this pic was taken in 2005, as you can probably tell, I love Black and White photographyDisclaimer: The following photos of Amsterdam are for novelty/entertainment use only, J.G. and his affiliates do not condone the use of drugs and/or the act of substance abuse.

Movies:

I'm a huge Star Wars fan and can never get tired of watching all of them back to back. I love comedies like Half Baked, Mallrats, and Dogma. I'm down with all the classics too like Scarface, Resevoir Dogs, Carlito's Way, The Untouchables, and The God Father series. Hell i just love good movies...

Television:

The Boondocks, My Gym Partner is a Monkey, The Kids Next Door, The Venture Bros., The Bernie Mac Show, Chappelle Show, Mind Of Mencia...

Books:

Lately Ive been on this gathering of intelligence kick. Pretty much I've been reading books about U.S. history, Foreign policy, wars, and leaders abroad.Look at my poor LLama...Stuck in a small box with no food or water. Call P.E.T.A. or click on the lil guy and show him some love!!! LLAMA LOVE!!!!
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adopt your own virtual pet!
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adopt your own virtual pet! This mutt will be prepared over a light Picante salsa, sour cream, onions, and peppers. All wrapped up in a warm flour tortilla. The time is near at hand...I can hardly wait!! Woof!!

Heroes:

Anyone who has given their life, love, or assistance to another and expected nothing in return. You are my Hero and give true meaning to it. Give yourself a pat on the back...ah - ha....You now have just gotten something in return U bastard!!! Just kidding!!And this Little Furry Guy is Woof-Woof. He was my bestest friend for 15 years. I miss you pooch and so does Katie! I miss how you always barked at planes as they flew over like you were some kind of badass dog...

My Blog

The Syllabus

Its not my place to teach but its up to you to learn. You keep settin fire to yourself, you simply gonna get burned. The fuel that they give you, will only lead to eternal flames. Leaving you running ...
Posted by The Notorious J.A.G aka Da Pimp Handed Bandit on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:35:00 PST

Until the Encore

I sit at a desk alone with a blank sheet And try to pin point my existence piece by piece Theres been nights where I cant sleep Times Ive been ice cold but still disolve from the heat   Ive tried...
Posted by The Notorious J.A.G aka Da Pimp Handed Bandit on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 10:37:00 PST