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About Me

I'm one in a million type of mother humper, Badass in whatever I do and always remembered of my crazy antics. Usually I'm known for my quick comebacks and smartass remarks. Some think i'm a nice guy, at times, but who cares they're assholes, and if u don't let us nice guys fuck these assholes, then we'll all be covered in shit. Really though I've got some pretty kick-ass friends and those " U know who you are" I send my love to them for puttin up with my ass. As for me, I was brought up in Fountain Hills, where I found good women, good drugs, and good friends. But I also found bad women, bad drugs, and retarded idiots. I've seen it all. Now I'm just out of the ARMY, and have a long and determined road ahead of me, got a career and life to think about, if u are one of my friends , U already know. I like going out anywhere with anyone all the time. I barely watch t.v. 'cause most of it sux. I like to do whatever, and if you don't get along with me, thats just because i'm very blunt about shit, and straight up, because I'm not 1 of those fake ass punks. Otherwise i'm cool 2 kick it with. Well hope u enjoyed my little speech...Laterz!!! And if u think I come off as arrogant, Im sorry and u really do know me.
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My Interests

Sport bike racing, snowboarding, lifting weights, four-wheeling, boating, pretty much anything that has to do with outdooors, sports, getting laid(which can be both an indoor or outdoor activity), goin to clubs, swimming, camping, fishing, killing endangered animals, j/k, watching my bros. baseball games, killin time with my peeps, spending time with the woman. Making fun of my friends cars, hair, stories, rapping abilities, bad relationships, when they r high. ( this only applies when they r laughing with me). Oh yeah, cannot forget the pretty ladies out there that shoot me down but i keep persisting, and those that don't. Last, but certaily not least my family.

Music:

Tool, Aperfect Circle, Korn, Led Zeppelin, Credence Clearwatwer, Sublime, Yellow Card, Good Charlotte, Offspring, Slayer, Rolling Stones, Authority Zero, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Cottonmouth Kings, Staind, Lynard Skynard, White Zombie and Rob Zombie, Chevelle, Breaking Benjamins, Dr. DRE, Emminem, 50, NAS, Luda, Outkast, The Game, Bone, Mike Jones WHO? Mike Jones, some Jay Z, Lil jon, Ying Yang Twins, Eazy-E, Bubba Sparx, and all that. there are a few new ones that i will put out soon!!!!

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Tommy Boy, Old School, The 40 year old Virgin, Predator 1,2,3, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, The Anchorman, Scarface, All the American Pies, Van Wylder, Road Trip, Friday night Lights, Wedding Crashers, Something about Mary, Meet the Parents and Fockers, Pirates of the Carribean (the best pirate movie ever made!! One of my Fav's!!!), Dukes of Hazard, Jack ass , CKY,Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and Titanic yeah fuckin right.

Television:

Never watch it, except South Park, and anything about air combat or mostly the military channel, cause it's got a lot of cool facts and stuff. As long as it can me laugh or think deep I'll probably watch it.

Books:

I can read , but I don't choose to, it makes my head hurt.If MAXIM or STUFF count as books,OK!!!!

Heroes:

ME!! Duhh!! And to those who are serving or have served our country like myself, who are the real role models for our awesome country's future in the United States military forces. NOT THOSE CHUMP ASS ATHLETES THAT THINK THEY ARE CAUSE THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WHINEY BITCHES!!! YA!!! ALL OF THEM!!

The Bull
People Iced: Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon Shards of Glass
Arms Broken: Five
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Big Pauly
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