What not to bring wine tasting |
1. Kids under the age of 212. Any woman wearing heavy perfume3. A drunk friend4. Food you want to eat at the bar while tasting5. Someone you met at the previous winery6. Your dog7. A bus with 50 of yo...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 22:26:00 GMT |
Babies |
Babies are cute,they can be funny,but I like my Saturday mornings,and I like having money.Sorry, Mom, it'll be a while.
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
Another what-color-is-your-carpet survey |
1. Where were you 1 hour ago? Doing quality control at work.
2. When is the last time you filled up your gas tank? This morning3. What is the most amount of money you spent in one store? Don't remind ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:17:00 GMT |
Best customer service letter ever written to P&G |
Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably n...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:30:00 GMT |
Dear Anycompany USA, your customer service is terrible |
I am so tired of the poor customer service I encounter at so many places I spend my money. To write the details would exhaust the number of characters allowed in this blog. Update 5/12/08: I have deci...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:59:00 GMT |
My Seven Names |
My Seven Names Category: Quiz/Survey
1. YOUR REAL NAME:Julia2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)Julizzle3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)Red Kitten4. YOUR&...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:20:00 GMT |
I'm not a good new baby message taker |
How long was she in labor?How long did she push?Did he cut the umbilical ord?Are they at home or in the hospital still?Who else was there?How long with he/she be not working?Did she have a c-section? ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 17:37:00 GMT |
I would like a tour of your wienery |
Part of my job includes late night messages on my voicemail...usually drunken ones. Sometimes not, but always amusing. This one came from a young man with a slight latin accent, his friends laughing u...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:07:00 GMT |
I'm sorry I made you lose face in front of your Japanese VIP's, sir. |
Things were going good today at work. I hosted a little private tasting for a local magazine writer and his lovely wife, I got all caught up on my marketing, I wrote a demand letter to a client who wo...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:14:00 GMT |
Personal Trainee and the Bridesmaid |
So I missed my personal training session today with Bill Collfelt. I feel awful. I decided I didn't want to go to my scheduled 2nd session at the gym yesteray and emailed the guy saying I'll reschedul...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 17:52:00 GMT |
