Johnny Marks here. Now here. Now I'm over here! But Monday - Friday I'm on Y94! After Dark with Johnny Marks airs 7-Midnight live on your radio, yo. Also be sure to party it up with the Y94 Underground every Saturday night from 8-Midnight. Be sure to make your Underground Jam request right here on MySpace.
Who the hell is Johnny Marks? Find out:
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: "Jock Star" Johnny Marks
Birthday: I reserve the right to make it any day... gimme something
Birthplace: I was born in a hospital room. Or, so I was told
Current Location: My chair which is kinda rickety... OUCH! OK, the floor
Eye Color: Hm, I can't see my eyes
Hair Color: Black. Like your heart!
Height: Um, not tall enough to play Basketball, but not short enough to be a jocky
Right Handed or Left Handed: I like 'em both
Your Heritage: I'm from Mars. I guess that makes me a Martian
The Shoes You Wore Today: were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do...
Your Weakness: Bacon fat and chicken necks.
Your Fears: Darkness, small shirts on big people, Kevin Bacon
Your Perfect Pizza: One someone else pays for
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Lose 210 pounds. I'd like to be invisable
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: RLMOSASHCHPFFYMPBGOPXRTY
Thoughts First Waking Up: 2 more hours mom. I don't wanna go to school today
Your Best Physical Feature: My rectum is pretty cool
Your Bedtime: I pretty much go to bed whenever I get tired. OK, 8:30
Your Most Missed Memory: Rosebud...
Pepsi or Coke: New Coke, or Blue Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: What the hell is "MacDonalds?!"
Single or Group Dates: Grrrrrrr
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Well, sure thanks
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'll have it plain please
Cappuccino or Coffee: Um, I'm still waiting for my tea...
Do you Smoke: Well I... you see the truth is I... I really don't... Um... Where's my tea?
Do you Swear: What the f**k buisness is it of yours, s**t head? No. No I don't
Do you Sing: When no one is around. Last time someone heard me, they went deaf
Do you Shower Daily: No, but I do turn my underwear inside out every 7 days
Have you Been in Love: She had me arrested
Do you want to go to College: Again?! Hell no. I'm still paying off the first time!
Do you want to get Married: Oooh. Are you rich?
Do you belive in yourself: After a few drinks and some special pills
Do you get Motion Sickness: I did once but then I ::PUKES::
Do you think you are Attractive: My mom thinks I'm cute
Are you a Health Freak: Are Snicker Bars for breakfast and lunch healthy?
Do you get along with your Parents: I do with yo momma! OH SNAP!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like thunder. And storms. But put them together and it's a different story
Do you play an Instrument: Sure. That cute little metal triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Just lots and lots and lots of Listeriene
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoked cheddar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Ask me if I've been off 'em
Are you a Nerd: Nee Jabba no badda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. I'm banned. Damn those mannequins. So life like
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Um, just one? NO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes but I cooked it first
In the past month have you been on Stage: No I don't need a stage coach. I have a car. Gideeup!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Once or twice a day normally. Oh, have I BEEN dumped... I gotcha now
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Their was nothing "skinny" about it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just your heart. Here, you can have it back
Ever been Drunk: I... ::HICK:: Now where is that sound comin' from... ::HICK::
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah. My sister calls me a tease all the time. Oops. Scratch that
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my mom, dad, mail man, all my teachers...
Ever Shoplifted: I have a bum shoulder so, I use a shopping cart rather then doing all that lifting
How do you want to Die: In the mouth of a 4 armed monster with big teeth
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys "R" Us Kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: Alaska or Hawaii
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