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i suspect a conspiracy!

why is it i am unable to comment about my suspicion that the president is the devil? is it a myspace conspiracy? amy i trapped between the sheltering breast and loving wing of mama thought police, slo...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:04:00 GMT

the nature and attraction of evil

i just watched "the strangers"and was prompted to do a little research about evil and the attraction it holds to some people. now, i know i'm an old fashioned stick in the mud type but i get a little ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 07:31:00 GMT

an admitted culturalist.......i know, i know

Visualize this for me if you will.....a mob of black men and a mob of white men stand toe to toe. dressed identically in lets say.......jeans and t-shirts. their numbers are the same down to a man. th...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:46:00 GMT

la....la la la la obama!

and here were are, having to make a decision for the future of our country. our options are these: a rickety old man paired up with a beauty queen or a shady chicago socialist paired up with a cr...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:14:00 GMT

generating electricity

okay, for those that dont know i was working on a design for a pedal powered generator for third world countries. with whats out on the market you can average (conservatively) about 100 watts an hour ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:49:00 GMT

pit bulls and big brother

so the "they" are talking about banning pit bulls in seattle because an old woman was mauled. there are two reasons any dillweed owning one of these animals should be dragged out in the street and sho...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:54:00 GMT

can you feel that?

can you feel that change in the air? the hint of dryness and the smell of spring rain? this winter was dreary and cold. the kind of cold that soaks into you, and the moisture that seems to cling to yo...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:41:00 GMT

word of the week 2!

bathukolpian  "big-breasted," 1825, from Gk. bathykolpos, lit. "deep-bosomed," from bathys "deep" + kolpos "breast." (ex.) my girlfriend is exceedingly bathukolpian, I believe it is the hormones...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:21:00 GMT

the word of the week!

so i was driving along listening to "a conneticut yankee in king arthurs court"  (yay public domain!) and lo i heard the word of the week! -scrofulous-   scrof·u·lous   [skrof...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:20:00 GMT

mormons invade!

the mormons came knocking tonight. pretty late too. i guess they're in a rush to get their holy magic underwear. how awkward is that? standing there in the threshold of my little world, and i have eve...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 22:17:00 GMT