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About Me

I'm slow-witted yet impatient. I'm quick to anger yet slow to forgive. I pee on the toilet seat. I chew with my mouth open. I forget people's names and birthdays. I interrupt people while they're talking. I say things like "Don't go there!" and "Oh no you didn't!" all the time and think it's funny. I leave my cell phone on in the movies. I'm really shallow, yet don't have much to offer myself. My personal hygiene has been described as deplorable. I talk about golf a lot. I repeat things I saw on Saturday Night Live and pretend they're my own jokes. Then I repeat them again. I listen to bagpipe records. I send myself stuff in the mail. I throw up a lot. Without warning.That's about it.

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My Blog

Ive Been Tagged-Random Things About Me

Ok, normally I wouldn’t do something like this, but I’ve been tagged by Hadley and how do you say no to Hadley? You don’t. So thereSo here’s the rules: "Once you have been tagg...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Spice Up Your Life

I've never been cool.I mean, that's obvious, right. But I mean never. When I was in high school all the other kids were listening to Metallica or Led Zepplin, I was listening to Muddy Waters and Bruce...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 13:21:00 GMT

Super Bowl Sunday

Superbowl weekend again.I don't mean this in any critical way at all. I certainly fall victim to this, but I've always thought how funny it is how invested people get in the outcome of a game involvi...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:16:00 GMT

Obruni Tales-My Time In Ghana

This is an older blog, but I'm reposting just for the hell of it.Obruni Tales So there we were- 6 white kids driving a rented Toyota across Ghana. We were on a dirt road for much of the time. Cattle a...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:18:00 GMT

Hillary

You just have to say that one word and you unleash all the passion of a generation's struggles. Half the country hates her beyond reason. And hates her with a PASSION. People don't hate smallpox the w...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:02:00 GMT