Jemma [half pack]

My name is Jemma with a J although DL from The Acacia Strain changed it to Elmo cos I'm mint, and if you happen to be Leanne, Fred or Nic then you'll also know me as Half Pack ;]
I was born a decade too late:
I'm a sarcastic bastard from Hyde which is really gash except for Asda and Romeros Pizza. I'm a self-confessed misanthropist [I have a Shai Hulud shirt to prove it], I drink too much vodka & Red Bull and I love Jager cos I'm pretty damn metal :P And so is Jager. I listen to music far too much and my neck is often sore cos I go to too many shows but it's all good cos music is the best. I talk like a 12 year old scally and I swear and say mint, angin and innit about 10,000 times a day, but it's reet cos I was dragged up in Newton and don't know any different. Innit. And when me and Leanne are together we're the crudest, most vile women on the planet and I fuckin love it. I also eat more than most people I know and it's a well known fact that I'm gonna wake up on my 20th birthday horrifically obese, but s'alright, cos Leanne has promised to come get me out of bed with a forklift. It's evident that I'm slowly but surely going insane and if wearing band t-shirts daily was a competition, I'd win it every time. And then some :]I heard on the news today that someone died of multiple stab wounds and I looked to see if yours was the face they flashed across the screen.
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